October 22, 2007

When I Grow Up

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So is this DickheadDickhead's mama or is it Droolingcumspot's mama?

Posted by denny at October 22, 2007 11:20 PM  
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I would guess it's probably both of their Momma's! They just don't know who the father is...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 22, 2007 11:31 PM

I mean, who the father's are...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 22, 2007 11:52 PM

No Room in your cosmos for the children who have no bearing in where they come from, eh?

CAREFUL! Sounds like what Fidel espouses!

NOT!

Posted by: DanS. on October 23, 2007 05:46 AM

DanS has missed the point and the joke once again!
Cheez Wiz, DanS! As a father your 1st job is to keep your daughter off the pole! For a geezer you don't know shit do you?
Go out and rent Demi Moore in the striptease movie that she made with her daughter...it sucked almost as bad as GI Jane.

Posted by: LisaKay on October 23, 2007 08:28 AM

LisaKay:

I've already accomplished (YEARS AGO!) what you indicate I should do.

As for you, I'd suggest you get your reality from something other than movies.

What? Did you miss the joke? :)

Posted by: DanS. on October 23, 2007 09:02 AM

You rented the movie?

Posted by: Gus Bailey on October 23, 2007 09:30 AM

LisaK,

I must, in the interest of full disclosure, confess the dichotomy of my complete understanding of your point and my enthusiasm for the failure of other fathers.

Gus

Posted by: Gus Bailey on October 23, 2007 10:10 AM

Those poor kids. To them, droolingcumspot and dickhead, fathers day was a twelve minute span of time nine months before mothers day.
So sad when girls have so little self worth they turn to things like that for attention, unless you happen to be in the audience that is.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 23, 2007 10:20 AM

A friend who teaches 4th grade at a Catholic school was doing an intro to computers in class one day when a student said his mommy had her own website. He typed in the site and lo and behold there was mommy in all her glory doing herself with a wine bottle for the web cam. Talking to a 4th grade teacher is as much fun as talking to an ER nurse. Alcohol should be a part of the conversation.

Posted by: Ric on October 23, 2007 10:26 AM

Ric:

Was the Mommy the same-same one as the ER Nurse and also the 4th Grade Teacher?

You didn't make that clear. Also, does your friend abuse alcohol? I think you SHOULD make alcohol a part of the conversation if it involves 4th-Grader's, porn and your 'chillin's'.

Posted by: DanS. on October 23, 2007 11:16 AM

The "mommy" stick figure should be upside down on the pole.

Posted by: Jim Macklin on October 23, 2007 11:52 AM

DanS. You doofus, you can't talk about personal stuff with students such as Mommy's Drinking!
As a publib school buyer-don't you know that they can get the kid an abortion at the age of 11 but, not be able to give them an asprin? It's the law now in some states. They can be having underaged sex and not learning math. The teacher's Unions are all about promoting their self-esteem-self-ideation? Driving the kid to the clinic. Never mind the 27 yr old pedophile who fucks them blue will toss them aside when she out grows out of his age range. The point is in keeping with raise your girls and keep them off the damn pole. Dah?

Posted by: LisaKay on October 23, 2007 11:55 AM

I guess I'm having a blond moment. When I saw the picture I thought the mom was at an ATM and giving the kids their allowance.

Posted by: Libby on October 23, 2007 12:27 PM

Libby:

WORD!

I thought the same thing!

Posted by: DanS. on October 23, 2007 01:06 PM

LisaKay:

Dah?

Yah!

:)

Posted by: DanS. on October 23, 2007 01:09 PM

Mommy needs implants

Posted by: Don Surber on October 23, 2007 01:19 PM

Give her a few weeks Don, she's workin' her way through college.

Posted by: Gus Bailey on October 23, 2007 01:42 PM

Given the proliferation of anonymous proxies, I'd say the answer is: all. They're all the same person: jarod, haha, drooling, dickhead, drooling's mamma. Didn't you have a female troll some years back named Jane? Could they all be her, or that dork that was her friend?

Posted by: KentuckyJoe on October 23, 2007 01:46 PM

Kentucky Joe:

WHEW! Thank goodness I didn't make THAT cut!

You Da Man!

Posted by: DanS. on October 23, 2007 02:30 PM

Read it real slow Dan and it'll come to you. Everyone else understood.

Posted by: Ric on October 23, 2007 03:11 PM

Oh, I thought it was a drawing of Britney.

Posted by: Peggy U on October 23, 2007 05:03 PM

L O LLERSKATES>>>

Posted by: vetfromhell on October 23, 2007 08:08 PM
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