October 24, 2007

Cat Wakeup

Jim sent me the following:

Due to my VRWC connections with Homeland Security, I arranged for a modified AH-60-Tp Blackhawk ("Tp" for Tinfoil Penetrating) surveillence helicopter to point it's hyper-infa-ultra-red-violet-sidescanning Cat Scanner into your house, which recorded the morning's feline festivities.

Chloe waking me up.

Posted by denny at October 24, 2007 12:27 PM  
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Laughed my ass off.
Thanks!

Posted by: Dave Hughes on October 24, 2007 02:17 PM

Our cat has an even faster way of waking us up. She jumps up on the bed and starts hacking up a hairball. Works every time.

Posted by: Jim on October 24, 2007 02:41 PM

Boy Denny, I'm glad my cat just wakes me up by biting my arm!

Posted by: KentuckyJoe on October 24, 2007 03:14 PM

That was so true. I've always wondered where I get those vicious bruises from.

One of our cats like to come in the room and start knocking stuff of the nightstand or the dresser.

Posted by: Steve on October 24, 2007 03:32 PM

I have a cat doing that, and a dog licking my face! That will get you up.

Posted by: Alan on October 24, 2007 05:42 PM

I laughed! I cried! I miss my cat...

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on October 24, 2007 06:34 PM

Reminds me of my Salem.

Posted by: becky on October 24, 2007 08:33 PM

Wow, freaking hilarious. My kids wont stop laughing about it. I can see both of my cats in that cartoon. First, Cookie trying to wake me up and then Smoke clubbing me upside the head because he is hungry. Smoke never stops eating.

Posted by: budman8 on October 24, 2007 08:56 PM

I could only wish for a baseball bat to the head. It would be less painfull. Mine both walk on my face after chewing off the chord on the mini-blinds or knocking pictures off the walls. They work as a team...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 24, 2007 10:26 PM

I'll have to send that one to several cat owners! My mom used to use the dog to wake my dad up: "Wolfie! Wake up Daddy!" And Wolf would stick his nose in Dad's face and sneeze. (When he got excited, he'd sneeze.) Dog booger alarm. Wolf was a timber wolf/doberman hybrid, so he had a large, wet nose.

Posted by: Peggy U on October 24, 2007 11:05 PM

Laughed so hard because it's true. I have three that pull that routine...the 'pat your face and purr' trick is real popular and my guys have perfected the 'pull the covers off the sleeping human' gag as well.

Posted by: Oil Field Trash on October 24, 2007 11:41 PM

OK Deann, I have to ask: What's up with the nic Oil Field trash? Where'd that come from?

Posted by: Rob Cooper on October 25, 2007 12:01 AM

If my (son's) cat tries that he will become wallpaper on the wall opposite!!!
Just Kidding!!!
But since he is my Son's I just yell for him to get his %^$#%&* cat out of my face.
(isn't it funny cats won't bug the wife!!???)
Happy Birthday Ol' Crip...who should not be Grouchy on his BD

Posted by: ty guy on October 25, 2007 03:03 AM

AHA!!! I knew it!

*note to self: get rid of the baseball bat*

Posted by: red collar on October 26, 2007 07:51 AM

My cat, Puzzle, likes to exfoliate my cheeks with her tongue and then she drools on my face when I talk to her.

Posted by: Elena on October 30, 2007 01:02 AM

My cat in dog clothes isn't allowed in my bed, but she will bark and hit the sides of the bed. Mostly when the poultrygeist Cockatoo escapes from her hut and tries building nests under my covers. The dog gets mad and growls, the bird looks at her and says "Shut up stupid-let's play peekaboo!" So yeah, then I'm up and wondering how many electrical chords the bird has destroyed and trying to make peace between the kids. Ack FOO. Kids are fun?

Posted by: LisaKay on October 30, 2007 08:39 AM
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