Denny -- when I got outta bootcamp, the BMC I worked for told us, "There are five people in this man's Navy you never wanna piss off: the paymaster, the cook, the guy who keeps your service record, the peckerchecker, and the Bosun's mate." Seemed pretty good advice to me.

someone needs to forward this to the mullahs.

I have this framed and hung in my laundry room - good advice there...

Is that a tree trunk or an extreme male enhancement drug effect?

Jim Macklin:

I wondered about that as well.

It DOES seem as if Messr. Kong is sort of taunting the Villager's.

Course, the longer the member, the easier it is to stomp holes in the damn thing.

There have been times in my life that I have been GREAT at pissing off the giant fucking gorilla. I mean, I think I turned it into a sport.

I don't think gorillas are as scary as monkeys. They're mean little shits. Didn't a bunch of them just kill some guy in India?

Peggy U.......

Meanest creature in the world is a Monongahela Pissant floating down the river towards the Allegheny with a chubby twittering Raise the G-damned drawbridge!

I loved Bou's comment, I can relate to that! I can't decipher what Dudley1 means, but I'll take his advice ;)
Eros, This is a great poster for one's laundry room!