One of the nice things about being a blogger is all the wonderful fan mail I receive. This is one that I got from an admirer in France.
He sent me this YouTube video of Dimocrat voters.
Followed by this:
A perfect addition for this brain-free filthy piece of shit that you call a website. Fortunately for me, I've got many friends in the USA who are ashamed of people like you. I'm sooo outta here. Like Dope would say : go home and die.
Of course I had to reply and thank him for his delightful piece of fan mail and all the nice things he said about me. I also sent him this video, that I've posted before, about how smart the people in France are.
What a maroon! And 56% of the studio audience thinks the answer is the sun! Yeah Froggie, lecture us about how dumb Americans are.
How much you wanna bet a majority of those interviewed are liberal democrats?
Posted by: CharlieDelta on December 13, 2007 04:23 PMA good friend of mine has an inflammatory bowel disease and has had the displeasure of vomiting their stool at times when peristalsis grinds to a halt or works in reverse. The similarity between that sound and the French language is astonishing. Whoever though it should be classified as a romance language must have been born in a septic tank.
Posted by: chappy on December 13, 2007 04:29 PMIs that really what Arabic sounds like?
Posted by: kerrcarto on December 13, 2007 04:50 PMcd- They really look like a bunch of GED wannabe's who have probably never voted. If someone put a free twinkie, crack pipe, or pork rind in a voting booth then they'd probably vote for the lib who promised the most though.
chappy - vomits his stool? damn man. nice visual.
Posted by: patrick on December 13, 2007 04:58 PMIf they'd take their fucking cameras to the suburbs, where the smart Americans live, and out of the downtown areas, the world would see a much more intelligent America!!! I mean asking some punk fucking skater dude who Tony Blair is? Give me a fucking break! I like the word, fuck. Fucking love it.
Posted by: Paul on December 13, 2007 05:04 PMAlways remember to wipe after you take a france.
Posted by: vetfromhell on December 13, 2007 05:30 PMSomeone from France trying to lecture people on intelligence is kind of like a Kennedy trying to lecture kids on personal responsibility. It just makes no sense. I mean what modern, industrialized, civilized society will allow a shit load of animal Mooselimbs roam the street torching cars. What intelligent population adopts a white flag as it's coat of arms? Once again, America envy rears its ugly head. The only thing more prominent in the world right now is BDS. Why not share the guys e-mail with us so we can "communicate" (wink,wink) with him.
Umm.. Denny, this is a message for you. I think you've been mispelling a certain word in your posts. Maroon is a colour, like red mixed with black. A moron is what you might call a person who isn't very intelligent. I've seen you talk about people as "What a maroon!" hmmm...
Posted by: Ravneel Chand on December 14, 2007 05:54 AMRavneel, in the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!" Don't get it? Look it up.
Posted by: Laughing Wolf on December 14, 2007 06:09 AMDenny, your video is much better. It legitimately shows that 56% of the French audience believed that the Sun gravitates around the Earth. There is no way of telling how many correct answers were received by Americans in the other video, because they were conveinetly omitted.
This is why I tell my kinds not to bother watching any prime time news programs. They have 100% control over the information that you recieve. Despite what the evening news will tell you, there's always two sides to every story.
Sorry about my venting, but I got a little upset at Charlie Gibson last night for only airing one side of the AGW story.
Posted by: Steve on December 14, 2007 09:24 AMThis really points up the failure of government run public schools, whether in the USA or Europe.
Posted by: James Macklin on December 14, 2007 11:12 AMKerrcato: LOL!
Ravneel: You misspelled misspell.
James Macklin: I think you got it right.
Peggy - LOL. I didn't catch the fact that he misspelled "misspell". Isn't it amazing how often that word is misspelled?
Posted by: Denny on December 14, 2007 01:15 PMUSA the United Sionist Association.This giant garbage can is the last Israel trust territory.We should give this piece of crap joke place to Palestinians and eject US fat pigs to the Gaza strip.
Posted by: anti USHOGS says on December 14, 2007 05:31 PMWhat did that cowardly frog try to say?
Posted by: vetfromhell on December 14, 2007 08:08 PMFrance,fake place,fake people.Artificial land of obese incult hogs. A land of obese self centered mongrels. The French army could give surrender lessons to your army. We are faggot cowards.TFrench arelaughing stock of the planet.
Posted by: anti US HOGS says on December 15, 2007 07:22 AMIt's actually the rest of the world that revolves around the US. ;)
Posted by: formerlib on December 15, 2007 09:09 AMOr in my best Pepe le Pew Fwench:
Sacreilliacque!
Actuellement, c'est le reste de le monde qui gravite autour de les Etats-Unis! Oui,oui-yez-no?
Avec! Avec!
Posted by: formerlibre on December 15, 2007 09:59 AMI hide under my beed when it storms. I pussy.
Posted by: anti US HOGS says on December 15, 2007 02:40 PMSnail eating frog - I want to suck your dick.
Posted by: anti USHOGS says on December 15, 2007 06:33 PMDeGaulle was a fag.
Posted by: vetfromhell on December 15, 2007 08:46 PMI coulda swore I heard the frog human say Parmaseano Reggiano-dah! The Moon is made of cheese is it not? Cheez Wiz!? I bet that Prosper coulda got some of these answers...
I am Hog. France bankrupted losers.Total decline.Future chinese valets.
Posted by: anti USHOGS says on December 16, 2007 09:50 AMYooHoo! Dolt-Lad!
Yes, YOU! US HOGS!
Let us assume for a moment that all of your accusations are true;
Did you stop for but a wee moment to consider where THAT leaves YOU?
NOW, do you understand, in spite of your commentary, why YOU are truly & well a DOLT??? Can you please translate for me? All I know how to do is come to your assistance.
Posted by: DanS. on December 16, 2007 10:12 AMFrance has many gay cowards. I am one of them.
Posted by: anti USHOGS says on December 17, 2007 07:09 AMFrench. Gay fags. I'm glad US rescued us from Germans twice.Even so we French are ungrateful cowards.Iwant suck Bush dick.
Posted by: anti US HOGS says on December 17, 2007 01:45 PMI continue to masturbate to pictures of Yassir Arafat. I can hardly wait until muslims take over France.Those are more people to surrender to. We gay coward assholes.
Posted by: anti US HOGS says on December 17, 2007 03:13 PMDude - It must really suck to be French and realize that no matter what, you will never be a world power again. Your pissant little country is on the way down. Your economy is not even as large as California's. Go take a bath and quit crapping on my site.
Posted by: Denny on December 17, 2007 05:36 PMI suck Ben Laden all the day.
Posted by: Anti US HOG on December 18, 2007 02:19 PMI love to suck Richard Pearle. Circumcized zionist dicks are sooooo HOT !!!
Posted by: Anti US HOG on December 19, 2007 04:45 AMI want Bush to fuck me in the ass!
Posted by: Anti US HOG on December 19, 2007 06:03 PMI prefer to suck Ben Laden,like all the French brainless gays fags.
Posted by: anti USHOGS says on December 20, 2007 02:05 PMBoy Denny, this frog fag just can't get enough can he? What a sorry sumbitch...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on December 20, 2007 03:21 PMFrench gay fags,smelly cheese muslims burning cars cowboys,coward losers,ignorant.The laughing stock of the planet.
Posted by: anti USHOGS says on December 20, 2007 03:52 PMAnti US Hog - Do you take it in the ass? If so we need to meet.
Posted by: Snail Eating Frog on December 21, 2007 03:30 PMSnail Eating Frog - I sure do. I love to take it in the ass. I also love to suck big American cocks. Yum! Yum!
Posted by: Anti US HOG on December 22, 2007 06:02 AM