I get the point of this, but wish I knew what he was saying. Not sure that dude is French as he sounded like he was not very fluent. Was it a student learning French perhaps and he felt this was the best way for him to convey his command of the fruity language, by showing what the French do so well? Inquiring minds want to know.

For the taking: ( like all things French)

One French rifle.

Never fired.

Dropped once.

Now that's funny!

Someone should post that video on fuckfrance.com. That's an entertaining web site for those of you who haven't heard of it.

Paul-
It is definately a great site. I bought a Fuck France t-shirt a couple years ago from them, and still wear it proudly to the day...

I even emailed a picture of me wearing it to Prosper a while back. :)

Once again,the same frustrated fags. You are not bored of your bullshits ? You have nothing to do in your shabby lives? Go to fuck and burst in Iraq with your gay faggots troops. Your piece of crap country is in total decline. A place of suckers bankrupted losers.

CD, that's awesome! Yeah, I need to get me one of those shirts. I love that site. I've been a member since 2003 but I don't comment on the site much. I mostly shit on the Internet here at GOC. :)

And speaking of T-shirts, I think it's time for a Grouchy Old Cripple in Atlanta shirt! Cmon, Denny! Whatcha think? You have a huge fan base. Hell, I'll bet Teresa, Sally, DanS, and even Prosper would buy one.

Damn good idea Paul!!! What do you say Denny? Kim did it!

I got my Nuke the moon shirt. Now I need my GOC shirt. Damn Straight!

Damn Denny, I leave for a few days to go play in the ICE, and you go out and get a new troll.
I'm hurt.
They estimate it will be January before they get power back to us. Until then, its a generator.

How many men does it take to defend France?

No one knows, it has never been done!

Cheese eating surrender monkees...

Why does the French Navy consist only of glass-bottomed boats?

So that they can review their Air Force.

I was thinking of doing a coffee cup. On one side it would say either GOC or SRF. On the other side it would say GFY.

I LIKE the idea of a "GOC" Polo shirt. White with a blue logo just above the cigarette pocket.

What I'd REALLY like is a "AOTW" polo shirt. Can you imagine being out & about and seeing that and know both what it means & where it came from???

Reason I mention that is that me & Mrs. DanS. are just in from our Annual Corporate Christmas Party. When the 'Lil Miss won a drawing-prize ... -you guessed it; a Polo shirt- ... she was giddy-happy and the guy on the mic said "Never misunderestimate the power of the Polo shirt."

Den:

How about one of those heat-revealing coffee cups that slowly reveals:

GOC
SRF
WTF?
GFY!

Jeremy:

JANUARY??? Damn! We have not been able to get contact with my Bro-in-Law in Tulsa since last week. Now I truly understand why.

I will invoke my mighty power over the weather and lower our ATL mid-70's clime a bit so as to reduce the inequity and hasten your thaw. K?

DanS,

Obviously you carry some weight the with weather God's for your power worked this am.

French paratroopers could give surrender lessons to your army. They are gay sissypussies fags. They break out the white flags before the parachutes open.

Now that was an educational video, I have often wondered what they used their flag for. WTF French paratroopers? How much wine do they have to give them before they push them out? Some of our Navy Seals jump at 36,000 feet, lets see those French do that. Good idea about the shirts.

US Navy seals jump at 36000 feets? Are you really sure that the parachutes can endure these obese cowboys?

anti US Hogs says = HAHA who wants to bet. About the same mental state and command of grammer. What an F'ing Maroon.

From Dudley1 to "anti U S HOGS says".....

Please remember the immortal words of your Father & Grandfather......"Oui, I think I hear the sound of marching feet coming from the German border" America!America! USA!USA! Save us, Save Us,Please Saavvee Us!

This time ...we might just pretend we do not hear the frogs croak!

anti US Hogs - Must really suck that us "obese cowboys" had to save your country twice in the 20th Century. It also must suck that us "obese cowboys" are a world power while France is nothing but a pissant little country. Just one of our states, California, has a larger economy than your entire country. Why don't you go take a bath and STFU!

anti US Hogs - you ass. I'll bet you wouldn't say that to a Navy Seal's face.

And check this out. One of the reasons why your country is such an economic disgrace is your labor laws. I met this French girl in Mexico a few weeks ago and we were chatting about France. Since I was on vacation and am a gentleman (except to Teresa because she's a bed-wetting freak), I refused to insult her country in front of her. But she said that she gets 8 weeks of paid vacation per year. 8 fucking weeks. Man, I appreciate vacation like the rest of the world, but there is a fine line between contributing to society and sucking off the government tits. And demanding 8 weeks of paid vacation is a welfare mentality that will keep France in the toilet. Wake the fuck up, dude.

My country of gay fags was losing in WW1 until 1917 when you came in. Of course we hate you for it just like we hate you for saving us in ww2.

You're nothing but a bunch of fucking cowards. Somebody says work and you protest in the streets. You have to import your labor just to stay afloat because you native French people are a bunch of fucking lazy cowards. Now you have a Muslim population that is threatening your culture down to its core. France is in big trouble, and you're too cowardly to fix the problems. Go burn another car you fucking loser. You think the world owes you something. We owe you nothing because you're a bunch of welfare losers. You can't even keep an aircraft carrier in operating order. You can't even build an airplane on time...the A380 is going to be a big loser, just like the French population. You'd be speaking German right now if it weren't for us and you know it. Maybe one day you will because America will never come to the aid of France ever again. We hear you loud and clear over here, buddy. And its right back at ya...fuck you, too.

And hey, we got a loser chick over here named Teresa. She hangs out here at GOC. I'm sure she would agree with everything you say. You two ought to hook up and make really ugly babies together.

We are nothing but a bunch of gay ignorant losers. I jealous of US most powerful country in the world. I wnat to suck Muslim dick or to take in ass by Muslim.

anti US HOGS says:
'French paratroopers could give surrender lessons to your army. They are gay sissypussies fags. They break out the white flags before the parachutes open.'

Let me get this straight...you're calling French paratroopers "gay sissypussies fags" who are so expert at surrendering that you think they could teach even the baddest ass-kickers in the world how to turn tail and run?

1. Are you pro-France or anti-France? You statement is far more on the 'Freedom Fries' side of the fence.

2. What part of "These Colors Don't Run" don't you get?

3. Why the hell would anyone want to learn how to be a cheese eating surrender monkey?

4. Where do honestly believe you would be if not for the US military? Think about it long and hard before you discount the sacrifices made for Europe by US soldiers and US taxpayers.

Europe today would be a vastly different place if not for the generosity of the US.

As to the GOC merchandise, I would love a tasteful mug with GOC on one side and an AOTW award on the other. I'm a teacher and couldn't get away with anything like WTF...

Anti US HOGS, Don't talk to much shit around here. You might really piss some people off, and we will have to sick Rhode Island on ya!

If you want to spread panic in France .....just leave a couple of French travel maps with written travel instructions laying around an airport or train station.....By the way, appropriately written in German.

Anti US Hog - I want to fuck you in the ass.

Whatever your name is, I'd love to meet you so I can have the opportunity kick in your teeth. You really talk the talk but I'll bet you're just a scrawny little French faggot with a mind full of ignorance. My kids could probably kick your ass. Man you've got a big fucking mouth.

Come when you want,asshole.It will be a great pleasure you to come in my mouth and burst my fucking head.

Give me your address bitch.

Snail eating frog - I can hardly wait!

Don't look here froggy, the joke is in your hand.

DeGaulle was a fag.

I continue to masturbate on this ssite. I am a gay coward.Like 80% of my fat pig country.

Auntie HOGS:

Now why do you have to 'get down' on masturbation?
line from a CD song comes to mind:

"This Lady may have stumbled, but She ain't NEVER fell!"

Please: translate that for me? And while you are at it, prepare to translate "We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident".

K?

Typical Liberal Socialist Frenchman, the working of the brain seems to be universal for all Liberal Socialists.

dudley1-
Working of the brain? It's non-existant in the land of cheese and whine...

I would like to suck George Bush's dick.

Is it just me, or is the antiUShog space-bar impaired? One would surmise that to be the most interesting thing about him/it and then go on and IGNORE this obvious fungus like the one that is growing on the walls of Silly Sally's bathtub. Icky.