Some early Christmas puns from Richard.
Santa Claus slides down the chimney because it soots him.
One young boy calls him Santa Cause because he heard there was Noel.
Helpers at the North Pole are called subordinate clauses.
You really need to get spruced up to sell Christmas trees.
At this time of year, crossing a setter and a pointer gives you a pointsetter.
Santa only swims at the North Pool.
The Pole Vault is where Santa keeps all the presents.
Posted by denny at December 17, 2007 12:00 AMSanta & Mrs Claus don`t have any kids because Santa only comes once a year down a Chimney & he has popcorn balls.
No one knew Rudolphs nose was Red until they moved him from the back to the front & had him guide Santas sleigh, they thought it was brown because though he can run as fast as the other reindeer....he just can`t stop as fast.
Santa Claus don`t go to ghettos . White people do not go into ghettos in regular clothes, wearing that silly suit would be a real bummer, besides they would kill & eat the reindeer.
Posted by: dudley1 on December 17, 2007 09:55 AM