What does this cover his life through kindergarten.....I hope Tearsa does speak up as we need someone to troll with at the start of 08

I think it was kindergarten where things started to get blurry. This will be a damn short read.

It must be easier to reflect on the sober years as they are easier to remember. Same thing as telling the truth.

Did you know that "Swimmer" (I know Denny, you like Floater) actually named his dog Splash.

What that says is that he not only got away with it but is rubbing his getting away with murder in everyone's face.

The book should be named, "The Ugly American." He fits that bill in every way.

10 pages????

How many of them are already colored in?

HE'S suffered enough!? WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF AMERICA for God's sake!? This man should be appointed Premier of France, forever!

Denny: I appreciate your calling him a floater - I know many fine people who are into swimming! "Swimmer" strikes me as a positive label, alluding to someone with an actual useful skill. Teddy would only be useful as a flotation device.

When you look back on the career of this man, you can't help but marvel at how much horrible legislation he has regurgitated over the years. Simply dumbfounding. I think when he dies, they should bury him at sea. Just plunk him in the bay and set fire to him. No barge required.

Doesn't he have someone else do his writing, like he did at Harvard?

I think the reason it was expanded to 10 pages was because they used large print so it would be easier to read when it appeared blurry.

Should have been called, "The Sober Hour."

Perhaps I am mistaken, but I was under the impression that "The Floater" was casual for "The Bowl Floater". Or is that merely a fortuitous coincidence?

Ten pages?????
That must be the large print edition.

So what that Teddy has a few personal issues that he has to deal with. Just kidding. He is a nut case.

You all should feel Very blessed that you don't have to see all the friggin non-stop commercials about the IA caucus. What a joke. I can't wait until tomorrow and then they will all just go away. And if I lived in Iowa , would be standing in Hillary's line.

Is Hillary's line the line to bitch slap her or "train" her? I'm confused.

Well remember a few years ago when there were rumors about Hills sexual orientation, maybe that is the line Teresa is standing in she wants her turn on Hillarys rotary bed?

Thanks Greg. Makes sense now. Hillary is a cunt. And I don't use that word lightly. Only when it fits, and for her, it fits.

The title is obviously a misnomer being as it's plural, unless of course it was the pre-K years. Even so, how the hell did the ghost writer come up with TEN pages??? Oh, wait...if I understand correctly, most of it is ad space paid for by distilleries.

"Ten pages????? That must be the large print edition."

That includes a 9-page foldout model of his head.

Well, it brought tears to my eyes! I have sooo much in common with him: 5 years without sex, booze, etc, and then turning 6 years old, then spending the rest of my formative days trying to catch up with my bros...

I think I'll just have another drink!

Boozer Billy

Peggy, EPA regs don't allow for him to be buried at sea. That ammount of alcohol dumped into the Atlantic would cause a massive fish kill and ruin the sea bed on much of the coast. Cremation would be OK, only need a match. And an explosion resistant creamatory.

Swimmer/Floater/Land Whale!!!!

The Sober Years.......Cover Photo (1)page with adhesive backing ready to paste into your urinal , sober years memoirs (1) page in large double-spaced type......(8) pages of liquor distilleries & distributor endorsements in very small print.

Teresa..you would be in Hillarys line? Why am I not surprised, if you lived in Massachusetts you would be supporting & voting for the useless piece of crap this thread is about. It is a good thing for your state Ignorance is not contagious.

Teresa (TDO) - Why am I not surprised. You accuse me of partisanship, even though I demand more ethics from Republicans and I demand people like Larry Craig and Mark Foley to resign. You on the other hand support killers like the Floater and ethically challenged and mean spirited people like Hillary Clinton. Take a big long look in the mirror before you accuse me of defending Republican scumbags again.

is that merely a fortuitous coincidence?

No, it is no coincidence. He is what he is! A log. A floater. And, as I said before, his face is often flushed. As in red, although you can have fun with that word too. Especially as you must flush often to get rid of a floater. There's poetry in this somewheres.

So, Peggy, I'm thinking that on the day he leaves office, The headline should read "Senate gets Roto Rootered. The Floater is gone."

If you have evidince to convict the floater Denny then you should bring it to the police. I don't understand why you continue to dwell on this unless you know something. This is old news.

I am still in shock over the Obama/Huckabee win.

Again, Iowan's are fucktards.

Teresa(TDO)-
Only a fucktard would put so much stock in the caucus, or Iowan's for that matter. BFD?? Lemme guess, you'll be in the Obama line next round?

Teresa(TDO)-
Is that you @ 1:04, or is that you @ 1:48??

Just curious...

10 pages? I gather that's 10 blank pages.