A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
Posted by denny at January 12, 2008 12:07 AMThis is definitely a true story :)
Posted by: hammer on January 11, 2008 11:29 PMReminds me of the story about the little old lady who went to the OBG because she hurt "between the legs" when ever it rained.
The doctor examined her and found nothing wrong, told her to come back next time it rained and she hurt.
It rained a few days later, she came back and teh doctor found the problem and fixed it by cutting the top 4 inches off her rubber boots.
Thank the heavens for blondes.
Posted by: Glenn B on January 12, 2008 10:32 AM