I asked Ron to write another parody. This time it's to that old C&W song Crying Time.
Oh, it’s cryin’ time again, she thinks she’s beat me
I can see it in those tricks she likes to pull
I can tell by the way she works the camera
That some ladies have bought into all that bull.
First they said she was an ice queen and a robot (robot)
And her heart was just a pump for machine oil
I was fooled by the polls and simply forgot (forgot)
She’s a Klingon who knows how to play softball.
Yes, it’s female time again, she played her trump card
Wonder what her game will be in Carolin’
When a banshee’s in a corner you can get scarred
So I’ll be a lot more careful the next time.
Now the cat’s out of the bag, for super Tuesday (Tuesday)
I’m a rookie but at least I know the score
Sympathy is not the way to run a campaign (campaign)
And besides I’ve got the race card and lots more.
Yes, it’s weepy time again; it won New Hampshire
Crocodiles are also seen to shed a tear
But the trick might just ricochet or backfire
Since John Kerry has become my volunteer
And the Oval Office might be mine next year.
Stole this picture from Jimbo who owns a T-shirt that has the following five letters on it: FUHRC.
A caller on Rush's show last week made a great point on her crying. She has seen W cry Reagan cried and other presidents have cried so it just showed that she too was emotional. The difference...they cried for other people's pain she cried for herself!
Posted by: kerrcarto on January 14, 2008 05:31 PMmaybe she learned crying at Ron Brown's funeral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHGAxGZts8M
or was that laughing she learned there.....hmmmmm.
Posted by: patrick on January 14, 2008 07:55 PM
The Jihadists' pinup girls - Hillary, Cindy Sheehan. I am sure Bin Laden and associates can't wait till Bill and Hillary are back in the White House.
Geez, I sure wish the Hairboy's site loaded here at home :(
However, my old man, Mr. Democrat, is going into the Primary on Super Tuesday, voting straight Repub.
This is MN people. We are the True Blue (puke) State. Democrat all the way. But not my household! Woo hoo. We don't like any of the Repubs either, but the Demoshitheads leave much to be desired!
So here we go. My old man told me he would rather walk through hot coals barefoot before voting for Barfhilary or ObaIhaveOprahonmysidebama...so what does that tell ya? And he's old school. Silly shit voted for Demo in 2004.
Scary times we are living in my friends.
Scary times.
Posted by: Gina on January 15, 2008 01:04 AM"Dr. King's dream began to be realized when President Lyndon Johnson passed the Civil Rights Act of 1964," she said, adding: "It took a president to get it done."
Is there such a thing (or creature) as a "black herring"???
Posted by: Billy on January 15, 2008 06:36 AMClassic picture of Hillary there... Ha!
and the parody is great as well. I am glad I found your blog
-Doc
Posted by: Doc on January 15, 2008 07:52 AMGina,
THis is MN people? Excuse me?
While your use of the phrase 'my old man' smacks of stupidity-it also alludes to the fact that you are more than likely an unedjoomacated boob hick type of boob. MN is NOT a Blue State, over-all. It's only blue in downtown areas and in St.Louis County. The Demogaggers pay the homeless and the dead for votes with smokes and blankets, that is when the votes from the MEA and the Teamsters fall short.
Scary times that we live in indeed, milk is over 5 bucks a gallon-due to crazy shit like ethonol-keep sending your .37 a month to your columbian kid who is out slaving in the cocaina fields.
Good luck.