Time for an Iranian joke sent to me by DWD last year. I'm in the process of cleaning out my mailbox. Lots of jokes and pictures. With the Iranian speedboat incident last week, this seemed topical.
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and
walked out into the lobby where he met President Bush.
They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have
just one question about what I have seen in America".
President Bush said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."
The Iranian whispered "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it
there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, and Sulu who is
Chinese, but no Arabs. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why
there aren't any Iranians on Star Trek either."
President Bush laughed, leaned toward the Iranian ambassador, and
whispered back, " That is because it takes place in the future."
*applauds loudly, standing up and throwing Arsenio Hall punches in the air*
I don't care if it makes me a bigot: I love this joke.
Then again, you could say Iranians and arabs become the Romulans and Cardasians, but that's a bit of a stretch.
Argh. Yes, I used to be a treckie, not a trecker.
Yes, I'm wearing a red shirt, I often wear a red shirt. Just don't stand too close to me when it happens and you'll be fine.
Posted by: red collar on January 15, 2008 06:58 PM/ in before sally whines
Posted by: vetfromhell on January 15, 2008 10:28 PMAnd Indian, a Muslim, and a Texan were on a flight and began to talk...
INDIAN: Once, my people were many, but now we are few.
MUSLIM: Once my people were few, but now we are many. And do you know why that is?
TEXAN: Yeah, because we haven't started playin' Cowboys and Muslims, yet!
This post wreaks of you right wing conservatives wanting to kill all Muslims/Arabs. That's what I read into this, therefore that is what it is. You genocidal maniac. /sarcasm off.
Posted by: Ray on January 16, 2008 06:53 AMStanW.. LOL from this corner of Texas
Posted by: patrick on January 16, 2008 02:11 PMQ: Do you know why you can't circumcise an Iranian?
A: Because there's no end to those pricks!
Posted by: chicopanther on January 18, 2008 06:49 PM