January 23, 2008

Bug

Damn that Catfish! He bugged my site.

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Posted by denny at January 23, 2008 05:28 PM  
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You might be a member of Al-Qaeda or the Taliban if......

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition and explosives in your robe.

4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You've frequently uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

1. You wipe your bottom with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.

Posted by: vetfromhell on January 23, 2008 05:33 PM

Where does he get those Marvelous Toys??

Posted by: ty guy on January 23, 2008 06:25 PM

That bug is seriously annoying :-)

I wiped on the screen twice before I saw the caption.

Posted by: PQ on January 23, 2008 06:59 PM

PQ is right! I instinctively reached to swat it off the screen before I read the post title!

Posted by: Peggy U on January 23, 2008 08:40 PM

I sent it to people...it's fun!

Posted by: Auntie Vicki on January 23, 2008 10:17 PM

Please, please, please, please, please, please take that bloody bug off MY screen!
I think I'm going lunatic...

Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on January 23, 2008 10:48 PM

C'mon people. The "BUG" header didn't clue you in? I guess I got it right off the bat, 'cause the only things buggin' here are ILLEGALS and liberals, and although their brains might be the same size, the body mass is much bigger...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on January 23, 2008 11:02 PM

Sally??? ... is that you??

Posted by: patrick on January 23, 2008 11:22 PM

patrick-
That couldn't be Sally. This is more of a gnat. Sally is like a fly; she has to puke all over what she wants to eat before she actually swallows it.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on January 23, 2008 11:33 PM

I've seen that bug before. It's so freakin' cool.

Posted by: thatjerryguy on January 24, 2008 09:35 AM

So far, in emails to friends, I've used The Bug to help describe "the flu bug" that I seem to have...and the "shopping bug" that is eating at me since I found Mall of Georgia. The Bug is too cute.

Posted by: vicki on January 24, 2008 03:28 PM

Is that one a them Florida cockaroaches...or a Jawja roach?

Posted by: Elisson on January 24, 2008 04:23 PM

Elisson:

It's one of them 'thar Florida Bugs ... a Jawja roach is much fatter & sassier!

Posted by: DanS. on January 25, 2008 10:29 PM
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