From Mark.
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.
The redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again".
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend"?
The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just
don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air".
The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase"?
Posted by denny at January 26, 2008 12:01 AMMan!
Den, didn't I send you this joke as an 'introductory' when I first logged in here back 'round 2002?
Posted by: DanS. on January 25, 2008 11:51 PMYou might have. Do you expect me to remember that far back?
Posted by: Denny on January 25, 2008 11:55 PMWell, YEAH!!! I said "vazz" & you said "VAYse" & we've been at loggerheads ever since! :)
Posted by: DanS. on January 26, 2008 12:14 AMBad, bad, bad!! *L* At least she didn't say 'with my head tilted back',,,
Posted by: Michele on January 26, 2008 11:38 AMMy wife almost choked on her own laughter when I told her this one.
Posted by: Glenn B on January 27, 2008 06:38 PM