So women have to give guys martinis, roses, a porsche, chocolates, a gay guy (I'll pass), some sort of painting materials, presents, a hooker (I'll pass again..damnit), we get to get drunk give some chick a massage then go to hawaii.

I see y'all and raise you a bass boat.

What is with the poisonous purple martinis?!! Martinis are made with gin (clear), and dry vermouth (likewise clear). And what is that stuff on top that looks like some sort of foam? You put cream in a Pink Squirrel, not a martini.
And what is with muscle-bound Mister June? He looks like the sort of guy with whom you ran off afer I blew scads of money on February flowers, April chokies, and May perfume. And then he turns out to be a fag who bulked up to attract other guys.

I knew some Kind Beings would save me from the life of drudgery planned by an Evil Spirit.

A million thanks to the Genies: Peggy U, Vicki, Tina, Suzette, Lisak.

Only Women could be so brilliant and inspired!

I see the ladies still start each month on Sunday.

Hang in a sec, the ladies sent me the e-mail. I didn't see it in time to chime in. I asked for power tools. I like the massage and the wine! I'm on board for that. :) I prefer Italian when it comes to my idea of opera though.

Now that's better...thanks Peg.

Sorry Lisa! I could probably have traded the flowers for a band saw. There's always 2009! ;)

How dare you brainwash my wife!

2008 calendar? How come February only has 28 days?

Signed,

A Leap Year Baby

Good question, thumbelina. Denny - where did you steal this defective calendar from?

Peggy - Don't blame me. Blame Ric. He sent it to me.

kerrcarto ;-) ... I don't care if he's gay or not. He's hot looking, and most likely has all necessary appendages for satisfaction
Bwahahaha...

Yes Anna, but will he love you in the morning? Prolly not, he only loves his reflection. He looks to narcissistic to me. Hence the family problems we have now. We are all looking out for ourselves instead of one another. I guess we have the Clinton's to thank for that new American attitude. : )

kerrcarto - Who cares about the morning? Not one of us looks very good in a.m.

Just ask the man, or the woman, who cheats during the night. Just for a change...

Now if you want to turn this into politic, it's fine by me. USA will wake up with what they voted for, if they're blinded the night before by a subtle call for change.

vicki-
Vanilla Ice is younger than your son for cryin' out loud! Shame on you! Shame. BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just let 'em know that you got the key to his cell and you can take it away when you wanna. ;-)

Ooh, I like this calendar. The purple martini looks almost like a French martini- vodka, chambord (yummy) and pineapple juice. Good way to get typsy. And while that guy isn't my type, I'd certainly have "dinner" with him.... ;-)

Sigh...and the downward spiral continues...

Pretty funny about the Leap Year discrepancy. Only reinforces some stereotypes. Fashion over function, eh, ladies?

And what is it about women wanting someone that looks like they got "tagged" with graffiti...Blech. Not a bad looking guy, but the Ponch glasses and Gillian hat have to go!

Charlie D -- Vanilla Ice! Cute. But...but...he's just the gardener.

Autie vicki-
Just make sure that his name is Jose' instead of Hose "b" ...