Isn't that the truth.

Got a point there.

We're gonna wish for global warming if this cooling cycle keeps up.

not sure whats more offensive... the fat fvck on the tv or the cabernet with a ham sandwich.

Maybe it's real good ham.

Yeppers, Al is right on target...as I sit here freezing because it snowed lastnight and didn't get above freezing all day.

Damn, global warming!

Don't you remember that Al Gore invented Climate Control.

The trouble was that the Sierra Club blocked
publishing a User Manual, or a Service Manual
because it would endanger too many trees scheduled
to burn in the next Southern California wildfire.

On the other hand, Cabernet goes great with Chicken Marsala. But I prefer Merlot with Ham.

Pete

That wine looks more like a $3.00 Zinfandel Rose'.

What happened to ....Everyone talks about the weather, but nodbody does anything about it!!!!

OK, I'm really curious now. How can you tell that is a HAM sandwich?

Ironically enough, we're discussing this idiot over perhaps his greatest gift to mankind...the internet!

Regarding the Cabernet with ham post, I should have stated that like algore, it must be a real good ham.

How can you consider Algore a GOOD ham? He is more like a bucket of manure without the bucket. He is a shit sandwich without bread. He is the horrible end result of the Supreme injustices of the court deciding to turn the mentally ill out of sanitariums.
TJG, that was perhaps the worst insult given to ham in the last quarter century. Before that, it was the description of police as pigs.
Now go appologize to a pig, and not one with a badge either.

Jeremy - Yikes! Did you and Al have a falling out? It was 38 in central Florida this morning. Could have used ol' uncle Al today.

You guys are fucking hilarious. I was going to mention that Al Bore was the ham! I think the sammich is a BLT-notice the extra mayo. Yeah, so he neglected to toast the bread and as any guy knows, he would be eating it over the sink... details details right?
Hey? Is that a rabbit ears next to the digital HD TV that is playing MSNBC from cable? Woot!

Pete, are suggesting that Al Bore invented the indoor thermostat? He must have more patents than Edison. Bwhahahaha!

Ham, Chicken.........................palease.

Obviously, it's all BALONEY (or balogna).

"How can you consider Algore a GOOD ham?"

Since a ham is defined as being overly theatrical, than yes, algore is a good ham, but in a bad way.

I feel I should say to y'll that some of us (from another culture) consider it very gross to drink wine with a sandwich...
Unless, of course, it's a croissant or a French baguette.
In any case, the so-called wine looks and smells like grape juice. Glass and bottle are fakes to impress the might-drop-neighbour. The sandwich is a thick slice of bologna.

The poor man is also very ignorant if he doesn't know that the Peace Nobel Committee is in charge to control the climate.

Who needs a sandwich?

In some cultures we drink wine with a good smoke, or with nothing at all.

But if you drink enough wine, any meat will do, and hopefully the climate will be HOT.

Claudia in Toronto, your computer has olfactory capabilities?

I guess I started the cabernet and ham thing. Here are some thoughts: I do think it is some kind of a rose' maybe some $3 bottle of white zin ~ nice catch Rurik. Further, that is some kind of maynonaise eatin' white man. I just figured ham because he is wearing a tie (too good for bologna?) but he is eating standing up (to uncivilized for turkey).

LK - so funny about the rabbit ears. had not noticed that.

That's a bottle of "Two Buck Chuck". Left coasters will understand.

Willie - Yep! OUI! It bothered me a lot when everybody gave "shit" to my language. I had to open all my windows although we're -15 as predicted by your scientific genius.

Whose bootie is just to left of your pic?

A Gal THAT big could only be a sen·su·ous Older Woman!

DanS - Huh? What bootie? Where?

Personally, I would assume it's a turkey sammich, since it appears to be a jar of mayo. Normally, one pairs ham with mustard. Not that there'd be "anything wrong with" using mayo. I use a combo of the standard three condiments (mayo/mustard/ketchup) a lot of the time on various cold cuts.

Den:

Look a bit to the left of the LCD screen:

Alongside of all the scribbled signatures.

danS ...........I think those are the rabbit ears that Lisa Kay was talking about earlier.......you have some vivid imagination.

"you have some vivid imagination"

Enhanced no less by some really good prescription (and likely non prescription) meds and I could see where one might be able to make out an ass of that antenna (as I roll my eyes).

The "rabbit ears" are one of those wire french style chair backs.

Cindy Sheehan & a squadron of moonbats are gathering to circle the new moon.....DanS is in the first row as acting wing commander.
Sensuous older womans Bootie ?????? When he said he had fallen in love with a woman who smelled like a bouquet of scented bath soap ....I wonder if he did not exchange vows with the soap dispenser?

Come on you guys, it is Annie Green Springs Plume Hollow. It was always good with a fried egg sandwich, peanut butter n jelly, hamburgers, ham or Cheerios. Momma is gone for the week-end. Eat where you are and clean up Sunday.
Algore shoulda been named Richard. He certainly is a dick.