How long until someone shows a video of Obama at services saying right on brother.

Here's one form of politically correct speechifyin:

A non-slanderous political-smear toned speech for any occasion

Fellow citizens, it is an honor and a pleasure to be here today. My opponent has openly admitted a definite affinity toward your city, but I happen to like the area. It might be salubrious to him, but to me it is one of the nation’s most delightful garden spots.

When I embarked upon this political campaign, I hoped it could be conducted on a high level and that my opponent would be willing to stick to the issues. The fact is that he has opted for his private conation, deciding to be overtly tractable and indulge in unequivocal language, to eschew the use of outright lies in his speeches, and even repeatedly to make veracious statements about me.

At first I tried to ignore these scrupulous, unvarnished, guileless fidelities. Now I simply can do so no longer. If he wants a fight, he’ll get one.

It might be revealing to investigate his background, his idiosyncratic comportment. Friends, have you ever accidentally dislodged a rock on the ground and seen what was underneath? Well, let me tell you that looking into my opponent’s background is very dissimilar. All the slime and filth and corruption you can possibly imagine, even in your wildest imaginings, are glaringly irrevidical in this man’s life, even during the halcyon days of his burgeoning youth.

Let’s take a quick look at that childhood. It’s a known fact that on numerous occasions he emulated older boys at certain playgrounds. It is also documented fact that his parents not only permitted him to masticate excessively in their presence, but even urged him to do so, often in public places. Most explicable of all, this man who poses as a paragon of virtue regularly exacerbated his own sister when they were both teenagers.

I ask you, fellow citizens: Is this the kind of person we want in public office to set an example for our youth?

Well, it shouldn’t be surprising that he would have such an atypically pristine family background, especially when you consider the other members of his family: his female relatives, while trying to look pure and innocent, claiming they are inscrutable all the while, have each and every one taken part in hortatory activities. The men in the family are likewise completely amenable to moral suasion. My opponent’s second cousin is a Mormon. His uncle is proudly and flagrantly heterosexual. His sister has always been obsessed with radical sects and once worked as a proselyte outside a church. His father was secretly chagrined at least a dozen times by private matters of a pecuniary nature. His youngest brother wrote an essay extolling the blessings and virtues of being a homo sapiens. His great aunt expired from a degenerative disease. His nephew subscribes to a phonographic periodical. His wife was a well-known thespian before their marriage and even performed various acts in front of paying customers. And his own mother had to resign from a ladies’ organization in her later years when she shamelessly admitted to being a sexagenarian.

O.k. What about the man himself, you ask.

I must solemnly tell you in unvarnished terms that he is the very antithesis of political radicalism, economic irresponsibility, and personal depravity. His own record proves that he has frequently discountenanced treasonable, un-American philosophies and has perpetrated many overt acts of fealty himself.

He perambulated his infant son on the street.
He practiced nepotism with his uncle and first cousin in his first business venture.
He attempted to interest a 13-year-old girl in philately.
He participated in a seance at a private residence where, among other odd goings-on, there was open incense.
He has declared himself in favor of more homogeneity in college campuses.
He has advocated social intercourse in mixed company, even taking part in such activities.
He has been deliberately averse to crime in our city streets.
He has urged our Protestant and Jewish citizens to develop more catholic tastes.
Last summer he committed a piscatorial act on a boat flying the American flag.
And finally, at a time when we must be on our guard against all manner of foreign isms, he has unabashedly announced his belief in altruism, even declaring his hope that one day our entire nation will be altruistic.

I beg you, my friends, to reevaluate the credo of this man whose life and work and ethics are so openly and avowedly compatible with our American way of life. A vote for him would be a vote for the perpetuation of everything we hold dear.

The facts are clear, and the record speaks for itself. Do your duty!

This pic was no accident, so many months ago...

This country is not ready for a woman President.
This country is not ready for a black President.

What you are witnessing is the implosion of the Democratic party into itself. They are not only America's enemies, they are their own worse enemies. As Denny says, sit back, get the popcorn (and Beer) and watch the good time roll (so to speak).

Hell, they can't even run a damn primary. How can they run the gummit?
Think they will hire advisors while they kick back and enjoy the pork, don't you.?

The democratic derailment.....

Yeah, it is very funny & humorous to observe as each day some stupid happening occurs which has the other responding in kind to reduce the contest to a gutter brawl.

There is no doubt the convention is going to be the mother of all conventions, rioting in the streets,backroom deals,accusations, counter accusations & in the end a bunch of Democrat insiders will meet in a back room to make a selection which will pacify 50% of the faithful & infuriate the other 50%.

Eventually under the glare of harsh reality we will realize it happened at our expense with absolutely no value to any of us as the march of centralized Goverment moves forward to the detriment of individual freedom.

The only real winners will be the children of Orville Reddenbacker as they make trip after trip to the bank with the profits from a 700% increase for the sale of popcorn......Pass the butter please!

When these people quit (or get kicked off)
Bark's and Hill's campaign roster,
do they get Unemployment and Welfare Perks?
Is a loose lip considered a disability earning
federal or local disability compensation?

I'm only asking.

Pete

Good job ET but until I got the flow of what you did I thought it was one of DanS' rants
you know lots to write not much to say
and Gene..."enjoy the pork."..now Barock cant do that can he????

10 minutes worth watching......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuu-RhOBDU

Wonder if anyone's photoshopped Obama w/a sky-high afro, puke-green leisure suit, erm, scratch that, make it purple & leopard skin, driving a '73 Eldorado... I mean if you're gonna go for it, by all means, Go For It...(grin)

Resign away, but I won't be happy until Barack HUSSEIN Obama and Hillary! Clinton themselves resign.

Speaking of Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Barack claimed he would have quit Trinity church had such statements been "the repeated tenor of the church. ... I wouldn't feel comfortable there," that he'd been pained and angered to learn of some of his pastor's comments for which he had not been present (BTW, is this nitwit ever present for anything of substance?). Not only are Barack's statements pure bullshit, they're outright lies. I'm supposed to believe that this racist America-hating, White-bashing, anti-Semite only just started talking like this in the last few weeks? Sorry, Barack was well aware of Wright's garbage and willing chose to ignore it, just like he willingly allowed Wright to officiate at his wedding, baptize his daughters, dedicate his house, help with his book, "The Audacity of Hope," and guide him spiritually. Barack is a lying shit.

Yesterday a religious woman said to me, "..and Obama didn't even know his pastor was saying those things!"

It took every bit of control I had not to say, "Give me a f'king break! What planet are you from?"

Don't forget to mark your calenders for the convention.

Cackle cackle horrid hag
Thought you had it in the bag!
Then Obama came along
Singing loud his siren song.

Shamelessly stolen from Winslow over at little green footballs.

The good Rev. Wright says "The government gives them the drugs...".

Damn. These Dems have a program for everything.
Back when I was in High School I had to pay for my drugs. Perhaps I didn't qualify for the Govt handing out free drugs.