This one is from Richard.
A famous Viking explorer returned home after many months at sea. He discovered his name had been removed from the town register. So he complained to local officials. Upon learning of the mistake, one official apologized profusely. He said,
“I must have taken Leif off my census.”
We will soon have a future for people like you.
Dr Kevorkian is running for US Congress.
Michigan 9th district.
Perhaps in addition to a majority of Congressmen,
he can help a few Punsters "Jump the Shark".
Groan....
Pete
Posted by: Pete on March 24, 2008 12:22 AMThat is real bad...and this from a Leif's Father
Posted by: ty guy on March 24, 2008 12:37 AMI deeply suffer every Monday when I read the pun. It compounds my misery to know that I don't have to read it. Don't try to help...Leif me to it!
Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on March 24, 2008 01:09 AMClaudia...Every Autumn Le(a)ifs do fall in Canada
But return in Spring to cool your Summers
they also SUCK up a hell of a lot of Carbon...that should make that Bastard AlGore happy!!!!!
Posted by: ty guy on March 24, 2008 02:04 AMMake Al Gore happy? I think it would have the opposite effect. How will he get rich selling carbon credits if the trees take away all the carbon? How could he be a complete pain the a** if there wasn't something to complain about? I'm sure he'd find something else, but not as lucrative as this deal.
Posted by: Schmidty on March 24, 2008 09:37 AMty guy - Le(a)ifs truly inspire you! You nearly sounded like the American bard, Walt Whitman ( Leaves of Grass)
Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on March 24, 2008 06:56 PM