March 28, 2008

Dress Code

Who knew that there was a dress code for wives when attending news conferences with their dooshbag husbands? I sure didn't, but MoK put me straight.

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Posted by denny at March 28, 2008 09:36 PM  
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Why in the hell are these women standing next to these shitbags? If my wife found out I was fucking hookers. I would not be camera ready for at least a week!

Posted by: kerrcarto on March 28, 2008 10:36 PM

One strand of pearls; You suck dick, I suck dick.
We're not so different.

Two strands of pearls; You went out to suck pussy
and I wasn't invited. I'm
hurt.

Pete

Posted by: Pete on March 29, 2008 12:45 AM

What in the hell are these women thinking? Standing by their douchbag husbands in their 15 minutes of shame? WTF?

I guess money and fame trumps monogamy these days...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 29, 2008 03:32 AM

Now, now now, how do we know these so called "wives" aren't also playing the infidelity game makeing it OK to have recreational sex with those that are not one's spouse (hmm, that may not be such a bad idea). For all we know both of those MILF's might have been getting a little on the side, maybe they're even munching some rug (ie Hillary) and enjoying it. So let's not be too hard on them. They are politicians and politicians spouses and as you know, they are held to different (lower) standards than us simple peasants.

Posted by: Ray on March 29, 2008 07:21 AM

I dunno; the blonde kinda has that "Wait til I get you by myself, you crawling maggot piece of shit, you..." look in her eyes. But the perps both are doing their best to emulate The Master, Der Schlickmeister, by biting their lips & looking appropiately grim...Silda almost looks like she's enjoying it...

Posted by: Sandy G on March 29, 2008 08:36 AM

$$$$$$

If a woman is married to a wealthy man she does what these two smart women do...capitalize on it. Or, my favorite, the Texas wife who waited for her cheating husband and ran him over and over and over with their Mercedes. Sadly, the Texas woman is doing time for murder.

Posted by: vicki on March 29, 2008 09:24 AM

RE: The blonde.

Wasn't she the one in the three-ways with hubbie and his buddy?

Posted by: Jim in Marietta on March 29, 2008 09:55 AM

The blonde just booked an hunting trip for her husband with Dick Cheney

Posted by: Doug on March 29, 2008 11:28 AM

Jim - you are right. from what I've read it turns out she knew exactly what was going on.

Posted by: patrick on March 29, 2008 12:15 PM

I guess I just don't think right. Silda or Blondie either one are VERY attractive to me; I've gotten to the point in my life-I'm 50- where Porsches, Ferraris or 25 yr old bimbos just don't interest me anymore. Gimme an S-Class Mercedes-or a classy lady w/brains, maturity, & decent looks any day over some pneumatic bimbo who don't know shit from shinola about anything. They may have been stone-cold bitches to their men, but that still, to me, don't excuse what the men did to them. You two guys are chumps & idiots of the highest order, & I hope you like the taste of yr testicles getting pulled out thru yr mouths...(grin)-Unca Sandy

Posted by: Sandy G on March 29, 2008 03:23 PM

Pearls before Swine?
I'll be damned if I know why the wives are there, other than for a future cash option. On the other hand, it sorta kinda looks as though they have their hand firmly gripped on whatever balls the guy has left and they are squeezing...notice the pronounced lip chewing. Also, what's with the public apology? If you're a politician all you have to do is say that you are sorry with a news conference? That would not work for us average Joes-in our case we know it by the term 'Mandatory Sentencing Guidelines'.

Posted by: LisaKay on March 30, 2008 11:27 AM

Bahahahahaha!

Posted by: Braden on March 30, 2008 07:18 PM
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