From MoK.
Trucker and Blonde...........
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said,
"I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went
to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered
three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards.
What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair
of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2
slices of crisp bacon.
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"
(For once the blonde gets even, and the the last word!)
In case you're wondering MoK is a blonde.
MoK,
It is a stupid blond that sits at home, like a
brunette, thinking up hair color jokes.
Pete
Posted by: Pete on March 29, 2008 12:53 AMI wonder if the joke was actually written by a blonde, though. Wish I could take credit for it, Pete! ;-)
Posted by: Mo K. on March 29, 2008 11:09 AMPete - Be nice. MoK is cool and contributes a lot of the stuff I use on this blog. She's even sent me boobage. Not hers of course.
Posted by: Denny on March 29, 2008 12:30 PMVery nice.
Posted by: joated on March 29, 2008 02:07 PMAnd was that your bank machine receipt she picked up?
Posted by: big al on March 29, 2008 02:26 PMCool Beans Mo K. Loved the joke. I have a myspace as well, but it's not as cool as yours is.
Posted by: LisaKay on March 30, 2008 11:32 AMEr... "myspace"?
Posted by: Mo K. on March 30, 2008 09:01 PMMoK.
I goofed, I use to be on LJ for debating poloitics, now I have a MySpace-mostly to keep in touch with my son in Guambodia. OOPS.