Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW is starting a new blitz on global warming climate change.
Former Vice President Al Gore will launch a three-year, $300 million campaign Wednesday aimed at mobilizing Americans to push for aggressive reductions in greenhouse gas emissions, a move that ranks as one of the most ambitious and costly public advocacy campaigns in U.S. history. The Alliance for Climate Protection's "we" campaign will employ online organizing and TV ads on shows ranging from "American Idol" to "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart."
What's the big hurry, your Popeness? Oh. I know. You have to milk as much bullshit out of this as possible before the climate starts cooling as some studies say has already started.
In other news, the latest rumor going around is Pope Albert I is gonna be riding to the rescue of the Dimocrats. Yep! Jug Hussein Ears and Thunder Rodent Thighs will neither have enough delegates going into the convention and their internecine warfare is tearing the party apart so the adults in the Dimocrat Party (It has adults? Who knew?) are gonna turn to Pope Albert I to rescue them. A deal will be worked out making him the Dimocrat candidate.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WTF are these guys smoking? Can a pope be president? Do they think Pope Albert I would want to take a cut in pay to be president? He's making so much money off of his global warming climate change scam that I don't believe he would want to put up with the bullshit of being president.
The show keeps getting better and I'm almost out of popcorn.
Posted by denny at March 31, 2008 02:09 PMMmmhmmm. We've got about 4 inches of global warming here in Minneapolis so far today and it's still snowing like a bastard. I'd really like to put the skis away and get the golf clubs out, but if the season won't quit, why should I?
Posted by: Schmidty on March 31, 2008 02:40 PMThe "we" campaign? WTF? Is that We like in "crying We We We all the way home"?
Posted by: Rurik on March 31, 2008 02:57 PMDenny
are you popping your corn in the microwave or old school on the stove? cuz we dont want you to leak too much radiation in your house
Gee, I wonder how many children without healthcare, or old people who can't pay for their meds, or people with foreclosed mortgages, or Katrina victims in New Orleans can be helped with the $300 million algore is squandering on his jive ass Chicken Little dog-and-pony show?
This clown redefines "asshole" every day.
Posted by: thatjerryguy on March 31, 2008 03:51 PMwe may have been asleep at the wheel. I heard global warming last week when that connecticut size ice cube broke off antartica. so I guess "climate change" is so five minutes ago.
Posted by: patrick on March 31, 2008 03:53 PMI'm not sure, but I'm thinking that big ice cube broke off because of the massive increase in Antarctic ice over the past year, it's sheer volume is going to cause it to break free to float on down the road, isn't it.
[...] TV ads on shows ranging from "American Idol" to "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart."I believe the phrase is, "preaching to the choir." Then again, he is a pope.
I cringe that I think AWG would make a better candidate than House Boy or Hillary.
AWG is having way too much fun to be president.
He'd have to work.
Schmidty: Get the day glo golf balls and play anyway. If the snow gets frozen hard enough, you could make your own course. When I was a kid, my folks owned a house near a river that got ice jammed in the winter and overflowed into the field. My brothers and I and the neighbor kids played hockey with brooms and frozen cow pies. No shortage of pucks.
Posted by: Peggy U on April 1, 2008 04:06 AMSchmidty!? MN you too? CHeers!
Posted by: LisaKay on April 4, 2008 09:54 AM