April 03, 2008

Picking Sides

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Thanks to Dick.

Well I guess we know who Jug Hussein Ears thinks is the enemy. Since I seldom watch any TV news, I don't know if Fox is in the tank for McRINO or not.

Here's what I do know.

ABC is on Thunder Rodent Thighs' team. They were the ones who broke the Jerry Wright is a bigot story.

CBS is in the tank for Jug Hussein Ears. They were the ones who pointed out that Thunder Rodent Thighs is a liar, something that Americans with brains already knew. The people who didn't or who were in denial about either Thunder Rodent's and Bubba's' inability to tell the truth about anything are called Dimocrats (or Dan Rather and Teresa (TDO)).

MSNBC is on Jug Hussein Ear's side. Jesus H. Christ! I swear that Chris Matthews musta had a big ol' boner when he was describing Jug Hussein Ear's speech. To hear Chris tell it it was the best speech in American politics since FDR's "All we have to fear is fear itself" speech.

Yannow, I think I'm gonna have to start using abbreviations. TRT for Thunder Rodent Thighs and JHE for Jug Hussein Ears. There will be less typing involved, and for me, the less typing the better.

I think Keith Olberman pees in his pants every time he talks about JHE. Since hardly amyone watches MSNBC anyway, their endorsement doesn't matter. My friend Michael is one of the few who does watch MSNBC, but he does it for comic relief. The only good part of MSNBC is Norah O'Donnell.

I guess since MSNBC is for JHE, its parent NBC must be as well. That's just a guess.

I don't know about PBS or NPR. About the only time PBS is worth watching is during their pledge drives. That's when they put the good stuff on. Thank you TiVo! I never watch their news. I'll listen to NPR news headlines, but I never listen to All Things Distorted or Morning Sedition.

So there you have it. The only network that might possibly be for McRINO is Fox. The rest will be for whoever the Dimocrat turns out to be. TRT (or Rocky as she is now calling herself in Pennsylvania) is not looking too good anymore but she promises to fight on until the convention. Please! Please! That will make the Dimocrat Circus Convention fun to watch.

After the Dimocrat nominee is picked, McRINO will find out just how many "friends" he really has in the LSM as they will turn on him like a school of sharks who smell blood in the water.


Posted by denny at April 3, 2008 02:18 PM  
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Olberman is a tool. I used to love him on sportscenter but I can't stand the sight of that smug, Ivy League whiny bitch anymore. I wish failure on him in the highest order.

Right now Obama has no reason to go on Fox. It cannot help him with the dims because they aren't watching and they hate Fox. I look forward to the fall though. I think he will need to sack up and come on then though.

Posted by: patrick on April 3, 2008 07:56 PM

Overheard on the campaign trail

BHO – Oh, Lordy . . . at last! After all these years. I can hardly wait.
JQP -- Won’t you have to raise everybody’s taxes to complete your plans?
BHO – No way, man. Don’t even think about that.
JQP -- Uh . . . , the average guy on the street is your first priority, right?
BHO – Sure thing. Always was and always will be.
JQP -- Aren’t you more interested in Africa than America?
BHO – No, dammit. Why do you keep bringing that up?
JQP -- Will you change the way things are done in Washington?
BHO – Beginning the first day and every day thereafter.
JQP -- Will you ever go back on any of your promises?
BHO – How can I make this clear to you? Aren’t you listening to me?
JQP -- So, we can trust that you’re definitely on the side of the common man?
BHO – Yes. Yes, I am.
JQP -- Mr. President!! (Ruffles and Flourishes)

Overheard in the Oval Office after the inauguration

Read the above list backwards

Posted by: ET on April 3, 2008 08:13 PM

Does Norah O'Donnell on MSNBC have
nice tits? I've never seen her.

Pete

Posted by: Pete on April 3, 2008 09:29 PM

Pete - No, but she has real beautiful blue eyes.

Posted by: Denny on April 3, 2008 11:25 PM

Denny,

Cool, you can get lost in a beautiful pair of eyes.

Pete

Posted by: Pete on April 3, 2008 11:55 PM

Norah O'Donnell AND Erin Burnett.
Erin Burnett is equally hot.

Posted by: Tbird on April 4, 2008 11:35 AM

Why won't B. HUSSEIN Oprahma go on FOX, or talk to anyone who might have the audacity to ask him a tough question that requires an honest answer? Because he is nothing but a feckless coward. He won't stand up to his church, his community in particular or the black community in general by condemning his racist, bigoted and anti-American pastor and mentor for his warped diatribe. Instead this spineless little milquetoast acuses his white grandmother of being a racist and throws her under the bus. That tells me all I need to know about how this worthless shit will crumble when he's forced to confront the real threats we face.

Posted by: thatjerryguy on April 4, 2008 11:56 AM

That is some funny shit Jerry. I am sure that you could dig up that same kind of info on Dubya. But you won't. Because you are a narrow minded fucktard.

Posted by: Teresa on April 6, 2008 10:21 PM

Funny Teresa (TDO) - The media has been trying to dig up stuff like that on Bush for the last 7 years. Have you looked in the mirror lately? No one is as narrowed minded as you, but that is typical for a libtard. Projection. You're a nurse. You should know what that is.

Posted by: Denny on April 6, 2008 11:17 PM

TDO`S mind at work!......

Bushhitler, bushitler,Dubya ,Dubya ...gotta focus gotta focus...hate hate hate. No matter what they dig up or find on the dimocrats...gotta hate hate hate.You really ought to see a shrink!!!!

Posted by: dudley1 on April 7, 2008 07:13 AM
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