Saturday Blonde Joke

From DBolsman.

The Blonde & The Horse

A blonde decides to try riding horseback, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse and tries to throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head strikes the ground over and over again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when....

...the Wal-Mart manager sees her and shuts off the damn horse.

Speaking of Wal-Mart here's a bonus blonde joke from MoK.

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and
accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart.
Why Wal-Mart?

Well duh,

Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!

Posted by denny at April 5, 2008 12:01 AM