April 09, 2008

New Drug

I'll bet my CDSM© wished this drug was around when I was working for him. Maybe not. He didn't know the difference between cynicism and sarcasm. He classified one of my e-mails (The one that essentially ended my career) as cynical when even a third grade pissant could tell that it was blatantly sarcastic. I got my point across, took a spear for my team, and prevented an incredibly stupid policy change. Hey! I enjoyed being arrogant and sarcastic.


Besides being arrogant and sarcastic, my last three years at IBM I laughed a lot. It drove my CDSM© up the wall. I've actually been offered a job as a contractor doing what I did when I worked there and it was approved by my CDSM©. One of my old IBM buddies told me I should go back just to piss him off. Not gonna happen. I'm having way too much fun as a retiree.


Got these from OBG.

Posted by denny at April 9, 2008 12:23 PM  

Reminds me of something a nurse once gave my dad for April Fool's Day. She'd put a label on an empty drug canister:

Dr. M's Miraclemycin

For colds, moles, sore assholes, freckles, farts, and scabs about the elbows. Also good for the fits and the shits and makes childbirth a pleasure.

I'll bet that's still floating around my mom's house somewhere.

Posted by: Peggy U on April 9, 2008 01:50 PM

Medicine Therapy......

At a card party, one woman confided to her three companions that everytime she sneezed she had an orgasm....when she asked what could be done about this,she was advised to take a lot of pepper.

Posted by: dudley1 on April 9, 2008 02:12 PM

Please label spew alert- (Why are you writing about the Med needs of my DH anyway?)

"I no longer shoot my co-workers"- spewed.

Posted by: DebbieKinIL on April 9, 2008 03:03 PM

PeggyU, that is funny!

Posted by: vicki on April 9, 2008 05:58 PM

The doctor who delivered me-and who was, & is, a family friend told me he used that line on a VERY prissy specialist doctor he met at a conference one time. Leon was a good ol' fashioned GP, & apparently, this other dude was mucho impressed w/himself. Doc kinda liked takin' big shots down a notch or 2 like that...

Posted by: Sandy G on April 9, 2008 07:38 PM

I no longer shoot my co-workers! bwahahahhaa!

Posted by: LisaKay on April 10, 2008 06:48 AM
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