April 10, 2008

Caption This

CharlieB sent me the following picture and asked me to caption it. Now I'm not so good at captioning, but I know my readers are.

caption this one ~1.JPG

I STG the fish I caught was this big.

or

I STG, my nose got this long before Bill Sawed it off. (See below)

hillnose.jpg


Posted by denny at April 10, 2008 11:40 AM  
Comments

Face it Obama....Your done!!!!!

Posted by: stan on April 10, 2008 12:08 PM

In Bosnia, I had to dodge a hail of bullets this wide.

Posted by: Chet on April 10, 2008 12:30 PM

You dont say Jug Ears dick is this big!!!

Posted by: greg on April 10, 2008 12:43 PM

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

or

"Just make him fucking dead. Is that so fucking hard to understand, you goddam moron?"

Posted by: ET on April 10, 2008 12:43 PM

You're telling me that Elton John gave Bill a blow job last night.

At this point, do I look like I care?

Posted by: Willie on April 10, 2008 12:55 PM

What?

Do I look like I have a dick?

Posted by: Willie on April 10, 2008 01:07 PM

'Who wants a pice of me!'

Posted by: Mike on April 10, 2008 01:35 PM

So what if my cunt's this wide. Donna and Janet still love the taste.

Posted by: Ric on April 10, 2008 01:36 PM

"Prove it!"

Posted by: Dave Hughes on April 10, 2008 02:30 PM

SEE!!!...I told you I could take a leak while standing up.

Posted by: jess on April 10, 2008 02:54 PM

"What's the big deal? Everyone misspeaks."

Posted by: Tiger on April 10, 2008 03:15 PM

Monica's ASS was THIS big! What was Bill thinking?

Posted by: michael on April 10, 2008 03:52 PM

"And then I spread my hands like this and the seas parted! Really I'm not joking this time."

Posted by: Mark on April 10, 2008 04:35 PM

http://www.mediamax.com/hotspur666/Hosted/hillnose.JPG

Posted by: Ming the Merciless on April 10, 2008 05:11 PM

Well, while we're at it:
(The view from Slicky)
http://www.mediamax.com/hotspur666/Hosted/HILLRAPE.JPG

Posted by: Ming the Merciless on April 10, 2008 05:14 PM

"What do you mean I don't look like a Commander in Chief! Do you know how many calls I answered at 3am because Bill was no where to be seen? General your guns don't scare me".

Posted by: Chris C. on April 10, 2008 05:21 PM

Hum! We're on a roll here!
Hill, after she lose the nomination, when
Slicky take off offshore with the cash
and a gaggle of bimbos...yess, she
lose her mind and become a bag lady,
trying to convince the cats
to surrender to the rats...
http://www.mediamax.com/hotspur666/Hosted/HillzillaPresident.jpg

Posted by: Ming the Merciless on April 10, 2008 05:23 PM

Mark is winning so far!

Very topical.

Posted by: Willie on April 10, 2008 05:29 PM

"This is why Bill was playing around with interns. Would you fuck this?"

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 10, 2008 05:35 PM

"What unpaid campaign expenses?" or
"I have no idea how those files disappeared from Vince Foster's office."

Posted by: Steve on April 10, 2008 05:51 PM

Well, if you like hairy armpits...
http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_hr_9390259/8268/__hr_/77f1.jpg?grgjt_HBD3Mam6RE

Posted by: Ming the Merciless on April 10, 2008 07:17 PM

Jess, have you just figured out that democrat men squat to piss and the women stand up. Sorry that wasn't a caption but had to get a correction in.

Posted by: Scrapiron on April 11, 2008 01:37 AM

He did not have SEX with that woman!

Posted by: vetfromhell on April 11, 2008 04:54 AM

"_________________________________ depends on what your definition of what 'is' is..."

"I would say that it's this vast and wide."

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 11, 2008 05:20 AM

If Bill ever gets this close to me in bed, I'll kill him!

Posted by: Gerald on April 11, 2008 05:38 AM

Where all da white womens?

Posted by: Bildo on April 11, 2008 06:39 AM

Jazz Hands!

Posted by: LisaKay on April 11, 2008 08:31 AM

Why dose Bill say I smell like Fish?

Posted by: Big Mark on April 11, 2008 10:14 AM

Moi?

(hint: Miss Piggy)

Posted by: Obi's Sister on April 11, 2008 01:24 PM

Look, I already told you, they had to be killed. All of them. Don't pester me about it, unless you wanna be on the next list!

Posted by: PO'd on April 12, 2008 10:54 AM

Take it or leave it -- I'm here to stay!

(Gawd, the men's posts really get nasty. Penis envy?)

Posted by: vicki on April 12, 2008 04:41 PM

How the fuck should I know. I do not know a fucking thing about running the USA!!! You fucking cock sucking little bitch

Posted by: Anzac on April 13, 2008 09:05 PM

What do you want to hear ? When bill was with that bimbo I was in Macys shopping

Posted by: Charlie B on April 14, 2008 10:58 AM
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