CharlieB sent me the following picture and asked me to caption it. Now I'm not so good at captioning, but I know my readers are.
I STG the fish I caught was this big.
or
I STG, my nose got this long before Bill Sawed it off. (See below)

Face it Obama....Your done!!!!!
Posted by: stan on April 10, 2008 12:08 PMIn Bosnia, I had to dodge a hail of bullets this wide.
Posted by: Chet on April 10, 2008 12:30 PMYou dont say Jug Ears dick is this big!!!
Posted by: greg on April 10, 2008 12:43 PM"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
or
"Just make him fucking dead. Is that so fucking hard to understand, you goddam moron?"
Posted by: ET on April 10, 2008 12:43 PMYou're telling me that Elton John gave Bill a blow job last night.
At this point, do I look like I care?
Posted by: Willie on April 10, 2008 12:55 PM'Who wants a pice of me!'
Posted by: Mike on April 10, 2008 01:35 PMSo what if my cunt's this wide. Donna and Janet still love the taste.
Posted by: Ric on April 10, 2008 01:36 PM"Prove it!"
Posted by: Dave Hughes on April 10, 2008 02:30 PMSEE!!!...I told you I could take a leak while standing up.
Posted by: jess on April 10, 2008 02:54 PM"What's the big deal? Everyone misspeaks."
Posted by: Tiger on April 10, 2008 03:15 PMMonica's ASS was THIS big! What was Bill thinking?
Posted by: michael on April 10, 2008 03:52 PM"And then I spread my hands like this and the seas parted! Really I'm not joking this time."
Posted by: Mark on April 10, 2008 04:35 PMhttp://www.mediamax.com/hotspur666/Hosted/hillnose.JPG
Posted by: Ming the Merciless on April 10, 2008 05:11 PMWell, while we're at it:
(The view from Slicky)
http://www.mediamax.com/hotspur666/Hosted/HILLRAPE.JPG
"What do you mean I don't look like a Commander in Chief! Do you know how many calls I answered at 3am because Bill was no where to be seen? General your guns don't scare me".
Posted by: Chris C. on April 10, 2008 05:21 PMHum! We're on a roll here!
Hill, after she lose the nomination, when
Slicky take off offshore with the cash
and a gaggle of bimbos...yess, she
lose her mind and become a bag lady,
trying to convince the cats
to surrender to the rats...
http://www.mediamax.com/hotspur666/Hosted/HillzillaPresident.jpg
"This is why Bill was playing around with interns. Would you fuck this?"
Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 10, 2008 05:35 PM"What unpaid campaign expenses?" or
"I have no idea how those files disappeared from Vince Foster's office."
Well, if you like hairy armpits...
http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_hr_9390259/8268/__hr_/77f1.jpg?grgjt_HBD3Mam6RE
Jess, have you just figured out that democrat men squat to piss and the women stand up. Sorry that wasn't a caption but had to get a correction in.
Posted by: Scrapiron on April 11, 2008 01:37 AMHe did not have SEX with that woman!
Posted by: vetfromhell on April 11, 2008 04:54 AM"_________________________________ depends on what your definition of what 'is' is..."
"I would say that it's this vast and wide."
Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 11, 2008 05:20 AMIf Bill ever gets this close to me in bed, I'll kill him!
Posted by: Gerald on April 11, 2008 05:38 AMWhere all da white womens?
Posted by: Bildo on April 11, 2008 06:39 AMJazz Hands!
Posted by: LisaKay on April 11, 2008 08:31 AMWhy dose Bill say I smell like Fish?
Posted by: Big Mark on April 11, 2008 10:14 AMLook, I already told you, they had to be killed. All of them. Don't pester me about it, unless you wanna be on the next list!
Posted by: PO'd on April 12, 2008 10:54 AMTake it or leave it -- I'm here to stay!
(Gawd, the men's posts really get nasty. Penis envy?)
Posted by: vicki on April 12, 2008 04:41 PMHow the fuck should I know. I do not know a fucking thing about running the USA!!! You fucking cock sucking little bitch
Posted by: Anzac on April 13, 2008 09:05 PMWhat do you want to hear ? When bill was with that bimbo I was in Macys shopping
Posted by: Charlie B on April 14, 2008 10:58 AM