From Richard in honor of April 15, a day early.
A truck flipped over on the highway, spilling a load of tacks. The driver got out and tried to warn other motorists. But soon there were cars with flat tires all over the highway. Before long, the police arrived. Just then, a woman pulled up. “What’s going on?” she asked a police officer. “We’re trying to find someone to pick up all these tacks,” he answered. “Well,” the woman replied,
“why don’t you just call the tacks collector?”
And a bonus.
Because it’s time to do your taxes: Income tax-time is when you test your powers of deduction.
Posted by denny at April 14, 2008 12:00 AMActually, it's when I test my powers of procrastination.
Posted by: Peggy U on April 14, 2008 01:09 AMIt's when I go swimming in the River D'Nile. UGH.
Posted by: LisaKay on April 14, 2008 06:54 AM