Monday Pun 4-28-2008

This one is from Richard.

There was once a king of a wealthy island nation. The king could have built a large palace on the island. However, tradition dictated that he live in a modest grass hut like the island's other inhabitants.

Wanting to enjoy his wealth, he called in engineers. They suggested that he build an elaborate throne. They designed the throne, along with a series of ropes and levers to raise and lower it. That way, he could lift it up to the top of his hut when not in use, leaving more room for other activities.

The king was happy for a few months. But soon the ropes frayed and the throne tumbled down and shattered. This goes to prove that ...

... people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.