April 28, 2008

Another Quiz

Another bloody quiz. I got this one from Bou.


What is your Perfect Major?
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You scored as English

You should be an English major! Your passion lies in writing and expressing yourself creatively, and you hate it when you are inhibited from doing so. Pursue that interest of yours!

Engineering

92%

Mathematics

92%

English

92%

Journalism

92%

Philosophy

83%

Psychology

75%

Chemistry

75%

Biology

67%

Theater

58%

Linguistics

58%

Sociology

50%

Anthropology

42%

Dance

0%

Art

0%

For the record, I was an engineering major. When I was in junior high and I was not doing well in school, my father made a deal with me. He said as long as I did well in math and English he would be happy. Math because it would teach me to think logically and English because it would teach me to express myself.

True story. When I was an instructor we used to have to submit monthly reports (Can't remember the real name) of our accomplishments. My manager told me I had a way with words and asked me to take all of the input from the other instructors and write up our team's accomplishments. I asked him if that "way with words" meant that I was able to bullshit on paper. He just smiled and asked me to do it.

Posted by denny at April 28, 2008 11:22 PM  
Comments

I got highest in art, then engineering, then philosophy, then math ... but was a math major. How's that for eclectic? Or maybe I'm just confused ...

Posted by: Peggy U on April 29, 2008 12:31 AM

It said that I should be the First Black President!!!!

Posted by: ty guy on April 29, 2008 03:08 AM

Ty Guy: Ditch your minister and go for it!!!

Posted by: Peggy U on April 29, 2008 03:44 AM

It said that even though I should be a Psych Major, that I will discover a cure for male pattern baldness and herpes. Someday I will reach my ultimate goal of becoming stinking rich but never famous. Thank you on-line quiz! I'm finally able to throw out my Magic 8 Ball. :)

Posted by: LisaKay on April 29, 2008 08:59 AM

Top 3: Math, Chemistry, Engineering

Low 3: Theater, Dance, Sociology

I'll take it.

Posted by: Greg on April 29, 2008 11:22 AM

People do tests for fun. As long as we understand that they often have a narrow definition of the terms that they use.

After reading a few years of your blog, I would dispute your 50% in Sociology, and your 0% in Art. Actually I would have majored you in English and Sociology.

"Sociology is the study of social rules and processes that bind and separate people not only as individuals but as members of voluntary associations, professional bodies, groups..." I think you're an expert in this area. Many of your rants are fascinating exposés that should be taught at university level.

Art: Modern academia has included a diverse range of activities under this name.
(1) Music, which you present twice a week with revelating informations, would be included. A musician is not necessary a performer but a connoisseur.
(2) Writing, the communication of your ideas in an entertaining form, is another.
(3) The Institute of Physical Art would list your scuba-diving and skiing activities. I'm not sure about flying but it certainly should go somewhere in your personality profile.
(4) Last, but not least, let's mention Visual Arts. The pleasant and original layout of your blog and your weekly presentation of feminine beauties add greatly to the enjoyment of your readers. Who would say "Ugh!" at midnight on Saturdays? The sign of a true artist is to reach the public.

Corrections on the results of your test:
Denny Wilson: Sociology 98%. Art: 100%

Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on April 29, 2008 11:54 AM

Congratulations, Sir! I wanted to add "Culinary Art" but only because I'm partial to French Wines.;-)

Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on April 29, 2008 12:06 PM

Tests,Tests,Tests.......

Journalism!

Math.........100%
Engineering..100%
English......100%
Journalism...100%
Philosophy...92%
Linguistics..83%
Psychology...83%
Biology......75%
Chemistry....75%
Anthropology.67%
Sociology....67%
Theater......58%
Art..........42%
Dance........42%

I was a Senior Engineer responsible for Selection/ Justification of state-of-the-art Machinery,Equipment & Systems requirements to a large Medical Manufacturing Company which included composition of the Justification for Acquisition,The Return on Investment Calculation,Manufacturing Application & Technological/Marketing advantage`s.

The first four were critical with Philosophy, Linguistics & Psychology big assets for structuring the Justification to influence the Senior Management/ Corporate Staff responsible for final approvals.

A manipulative , smooth talking smart ass both verbally & in print.Pretty much says it all!

Posted by: dudley1 on April 29, 2008 02:49 PM

Everytime I'm tempted to mention my degrees, specially to win an argument, I remember your favourite troll, Sally. She had four, didn't she? It proves that the number of letters, added to one's name, means zilch. What matters is what one does with one's knowledge, how one conducts her/his life, and will one keep on learning.

Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on April 29, 2008 04:03 PM

What I just wrote above sounds very pompous but it's also very true. I just wish I could write it in an amusing way, with a few American risqué words. I don't have the gift...

Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on April 29, 2008 04:28 PM

Mine said I wasn't qualified to work on a Garbage Scow...But after readin' my posts here, y'all knew THAT already, didn't you ?

Posted by: Sandy G on April 29, 2008 10:20 PM

You scored as a Engineering
You should be an Engineering major!
Engineering
75%
Theater
75%
Chemistry
67%
Biology
67%
Mathematics
58%
Sociology
58%
English
58%
Journalism
58%
Linguistics
58%
Psychology
58%
Philosophy
58%
Anthropology
50%
Dance
33%
Art
25%

Posted by: vetfromhell on April 29, 2008 11:41 PM

candidate for AOTW.
What kind fo journalists do the Anal Pumpers have? being a hostage in Iraq is better then Gitmo? WTF?

Posted by: Jeremy on April 29, 2008 11:53 PM
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