April 29, 2008

TRT And BJ

Ring. Ring.

BJ: Hello?

TRT: Bill it's Hillary.

BJ: Hi Hill.

TRT: OK. You're out of the doghouse. I just need to know, how much did you pay him?

BJ: Pay who?

TRT: That crazy preacher.

BJ: You mean that Jeremiah Wright dude?

TRT: Yeah.

BJ: $50K a pop.

TRT: So every time he gives a wacky speech and makes that uppity Obama Yo Mama look like an idiot for staying in that church for 20 years, you give him $50,000?

BJ: That's right.

TRT: Where's the money coming from? We sure can't be giving him money from my campaign. I'm fucking broke and those assholes in the press who used to love us are writing about me stiffing people.

BJ: I'm using that offshore account we established to hide some of our money so we can cut our tax bill. You know. Like the shit we keep talking about the rich doing. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TRT: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And the rubes believe almost everything we tell them. If only we could get the press on our side again. I miss Dan Rather. He worshipped us.

BJ: Anyway, Reverend Nutjob has an offshore account in the Caymans just like we do. He makes a wacky speech that makes Obama Yo Mama look bad, I transfer $50K from our account to his.

TRT: Well, that uppity bastard just threw his old pastor under the bus today.

BJ: Don't worry. If we can't steal the nomination this year, we can do enough behind the scenes to sabotage Obama Yo Mama's campaign so he won't be able to beat McCain. At least I hope so. That idiot said he was gonna run a clean campaign. How stupid is that? Does McCain really want to be president? He's telling the Republicans in North Carolina not to run an ad associating Reverend Nutjob and Obama Yo Mama to the Democratic candidates for governor. We're really gonna have to work awful hard to get McCain elected if you don't get the nomination.

TRT: I don't know Bil. Peggy Noonan wrote a column that said if I came back in 2012 I would have to wear a skirt.

BJ: Holy shit Hill! You don't dare show your legs in public.

Crash!

BJ: What was that! Did you throw a lamp?

TRT: Just fuck you Bill!

BJ: C'mon Hill. I was just kidding. Margaret Thatcher wore skirts. You could adopt that look. It might make you look more presidential than the pantsuits.

TRT: OK Bill. You're off the hook. Good job with Reverend Wright. Would you just watch your mouth when you're campaigning and quit fucking up with your speeches. The press is no longer on our side and when you tell a whopper they won't cover for you any more like they used to. You're almost as bad as Reverend Nutjob. Sometimes I wonder if Obama Yo Mama is paying you.

You can get back to screwing your whore now.

BJ: Bye Hill.

Click.

Posted by denny at April 29, 2008 07:52 PM  
Comments

Denny, Me Olde Sonne, that MAY be closer to the truth than any of us know...

Posted by: Sandy G on April 29, 2008 10:14 PM

I suppose it’s churlish and unpatriotic to point out that one of the reasons for a wall between church and state is so that obscure pastors don’t become “major” campaign issues.

If you’re going to have your clergymen speak for the nation, then you wind up having to vet their beliefs, and making sure they are acceptable.

Can't be done.

With churches outnumbering 7-11s in this country, do we really have that kind of time?

I say no. McCain '08 for sure now. Might as well resign myself to it.

Posted by: DanS. on April 29, 2008 11:16 PM

Hey Dan. Maybe Wright can shoot McCain. He used to be a corpsman so in your eyes that would be OK, right?

Posted by: Denny on April 29, 2008 11:22 PM

McCain will just continue with Dubya's politics. Speaking of stupid, did anyone watch his Rose Garden speach today? Priceless. What a studdering idiot. And as usual he blamed the Democrats for the high gas prices. Too funny.

Posted by: Teresa on April 29, 2008 11:55 PM

Teresa That is not as stupid as the Democrats thinking that they can fix gas prices.

Posted by: Mark on April 30, 2008 01:26 AM

And as usual he blamed the Democrats for the high gas prices.

Actually, (TDO) he asked Congress to get their heads out of their asses and let us drill for some fucking oil for once! What do you crazy libs have against that? Oh wait, nevermind. You kooks don't want us to be self-reliant, do you? Instead you would rather piss an' moan about the same BS you always rail against. Dubya's fault right? Who doesn't want to drill in ANWR? Who doesn't want to build more refineries? Who doesn't want to be self-reliant?

The same libtards that consistantly complain about the price of gas and anything else they can complain about. As long as it can be blamed on Dubya. Typical.

Maybe if your liberal buddies would yank their heads out of their (and your) asses, we would be drilling off the coast of CA and FL and you wouldn't be paying what you are for your fuckin' bread, your cheese and your whine!

Maybe if we were building more refineries in this country instead of relying on the sheet heads for our oil, the price would drop drastically? Ya think?

Maybe if you and the Caribou could realize that it's us before them...

Maybe not.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 30, 2008 01:50 AM

Teresa the stupid one, see you are back showing your ignorance............again. Your lib/socialist/dim friends want to "regulate" prices. Yup, that's the way to fix a problem, regulate it. Has worked real well in the past whenever Uncle Sam has tried it. If you don't know what I'm talking about, do some research. You are capable of that you buffoon, aren't you?
The stuttering idiot you referred to is YOUR president whether you like it or not. HMMMM, Leader of the most powerful country on the planet, yeah, he must be a real idiot to have gotten that job. And your a moron troll. So who's got the edge up on who. Seems to me like before the socialists/libs/dims took over Congress, we had one of the best economies the country has seen in something like 15 or 20 years. Then as soon as they started calling the shots, gas prices soar, dollar weakens, housing market goes in the crappy. Coincidence or related? Your a moron so you can't see it right in front of your eyes.

Posted by: Ray on April 30, 2008 07:24 AM

Maybe Wright can shoot McCain ...

Corpsmen don't shoot anyone. So no, it would not be all right in my eyes.

Perhaps I didn't make it clear enough above:
Wright torpedoed Obama after Obama tried to cover for Wright recently. I lost all regard for the Rev Wright right there.

Furthermore, I tend to agree with the original post that some Hill/Bill money is somehow behind the 3 consecutive days last weekend when Wright started opening new wounds that were tending to heal.

As I said:
McCain 08 - Get Used To It.

Posted by: DanS. on April 30, 2008 07:57 AM

Dear Theresa the Stupid One:
There are areas up and down both coastlines of America that you libtards have declared off-limits to drilling. Who knows, we may even have enough reserves to be self-sufficient. I'm really getting tired of you turds blaming the president and putting January 9, 2009! stickers on your cars. Get your head out of your ass, or go buy a burgha, Koran, and submit.

Posted by: KentuckyJoe on April 30, 2008 08:18 AM

TDO, who do you believe then? Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer, who said that drilling in ANWAR would not produce any oil for at least ten years. Well guess who vetoed the bill when it first came up. That's right your hero BJ Clinton. So by the schmucks own words we could have oil coming from ANWAR right now if Bill would have signed that bill. Thanks alot! Another facet of the Clinton fuckup legacy.

Posted by: kerrcarto on April 30, 2008 10:03 AM

I alomost forgot. Ubama BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!.....You doooshbag.

Posted by: kerrcarto on April 30, 2008 10:06 AM

"I lost all regard for the Rev Wright right there."

Dan, you had regard for Rev "God Damn America" Wright *before* this latest?

Posted by: Rick C on April 30, 2008 10:28 AM

Teresa (TDO) - As Mark Stein said, "If Bush is so dumb how dumb do you have to be to be constantly outwitted by him?" <sarcasm>After all, he did steal two elections.</sarcasm>

As to gas prices, During Bush and the Republican Congress gas went from $1.44 to $2.10 a gallon. Since the Dims took over, gas has gone from $2.10 to $3.56. The Dims campaigned on lowering gas prices. I guess they were gonna use Poof! PFM!

The Dims are doing everything in their power to keep us from drilling in ANWR and off the coast. They have been doing it for years, (Clinton vetoed ANWR 14 years ago and the Dims have filibustered it during Bush's tenure) so yes, I'd blame the Dims for the high gas prices. Of course, you're dumb as a stump and you have a severe case of BDS, so it's useless trying to educate you. As Ron White said, "You can't fix stupid." I think he had you in mind.

CD - The Dims said the Alaska pipeline was gonna be bad for the caribou. As usual they were wrong. The caribou love the pipeline and hang out there for the warmth. Their population has increased since the pipeline was built.

Posted by: Denny on April 30, 2008 02:03 PM

Wright went with Farrakhan to Libya to see Khadafy. And whites voted for Obama. Unreal. Racism is wrong, period. By ANY race.

Posted by: vetfromhell on April 30, 2008 02:11 PM

TDO......

Where were you when God passed out Brains?....You must have thought he said Trains & said I`ll take a toy one........Guess what you got it & it is broke. How the hell can you even look in a mirror & be proud of yourself when on this very thread DanS gets it & you don`t.
I am having a very bad day & reading your Bullshit is just the icing on the cake.

For what it is worth, I just spent all day helping my Daughter,Husband & their three boys, my grandsons as their home burned to the ground & they lost everything & escaped literally with only the clothes on their backs.......No BS, this is the truth, but if they thought like you they would blame Dubya & try to find some welfare program to sign up for but they had the foresight to protect their asses with sufficent insurance & time will provide them with solutions to their difficulties. They did have one casualty....My Daughters pet cat Fritzie did not survive.....He was a good cat, Damn ...Just Damn! I`ll miss him.


Posted by: dudley1 on April 30, 2008 05:10 PM

To any of my Friends....

Or TDO if she thinks I`m BSing her .....go to "goerie.com" & check out LawrencePark Fire at 166 Lasalle Street.

Sorry for being off topic but it has been a very bad day......

Posted by: dudley1 on April 30, 2008 05:24 PM

dudley1 -

I'm so very sorry for your daughter, her husband and grandsons' loss of their loved pet Fritzie, and of their lifetime possessions. Lots of precious mementos gone. Lots of hard work ahead for the whole family, and you and your wife. My prayers are with all of you. And also gratefulness for their safety, and financial foresight.

It's always so good to read your wise comments. I always think: If dudley says it, it's right!

Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on April 30, 2008 05:50 PM

I am always shocked by the support that you repukes give to Dubya. I welcomed my son home today from Iraq. He has a lot of hearing loss from his IED hit's and can't sleep at night. But I feel very blessed that he is doing semi okay and know that it could have been a lot worse. April has been a very bad month for fallen troops. Someone needs to stop this madness.

Posted by: Teresa on May 1, 2008 12:48 AM

yawnnnnn.....

Posted by: vetfromhell on May 1, 2008 06:58 AM

Unamerican TDO Teresa -

For people like you, the President of the United States is President George Walker Bush. Only his American friends can call him Dubya.

Amazing that you do not think of your son as a great soldier who, by obeying the call of his commander-in-chief, went to war on the enemy soil to protect his country from another terrorist attack. I thank him, and all soldiers, who are also protecting my country.

Posted by: Claudia in Toronto on May 1, 2008 09:19 AM

TTDO the Omaha Oddball......

You might be shocked , we are not & neither is most people as we all have something you would not understand............ common sense!

We are amazed though for your continued ignorance & stupidity in the face of reality & helpful advice from so many people as well as the fact Nobody agrees with you.

By the way this is not TTDODS ...Teresa The Dumb One Derangement Syndrome. By the way we all agree with Claudia.

Home fire update....The cause of the fire at my Daughters home was traced to a defective Electrical panel manufactured by "Federal Mogul"a company out of business.The insurance company said they no longer will issue policies for homes which have Electrical panels from that company as home fires are all to common.I would advise one & all to check their electrical panels to see if you have one of these & replace it.

Hey ...Federal Mogul !!!! A goverment company? ....Maybe it is Bushs fault after all, what do you think TTDO?

Posted by: Dudley1 on May 1, 2008 11:37 AM

April has been a very bad month for fallen troops...

As of yesterday the count was "47"....from my perspective "1" is to many, but I must balance that perspective with what would the death toll be here if we were not carrying the fight over there in their back yard.

Here is another perspective for reasonable people as last year the death toll for April in Iraq was "107" the deadliest month in 2007. TTDO, either you are not really very informed as to what is going on over there or just being an A--hole. Only you could take the dramatic decrease in casulties by more then half & somehow say it was madness.

As I said, you are either ignorant, an A--hole or both.

The above casualty figures are courtesy of Don Surber.....Being ignorant & an A--hole courtesy of TTDO.

Posted by: dudley1 on May 1, 2008 02:16 PM

Denny thanks for pointing out the Caribou's love for the pipeline, and the Alaskans love it as well..

ANWR is far from everything and the little spot where they want to drill is in need of an economic boost...word has it there are no Wal-Marts there yet!!!

As for off shore drilling....everywhere there is a "structure" off Oregon's coast the fishing is great...Bring on the Drilling rigs and bring them close...I love to buy a sled and go there on days off!!!!

Posted by: ty guy on May 2, 2008 03:46 AM
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