I was thinking of giving it to BJ for losing it in West Virginia but I decided against it. Instead, I'm giving it to Chuck "the Schmuck" Shumer for his stupid statement about ANWR that I wrote about earlier this week. Following Chuckie's reasoning, we shouldn't do anything about global warming since Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW said we have only ten years until it's too late. Wait. Bad example. We're gonna have global cooling for the next ten years. So I guess we have twenty years before we hit the point of no return. Fuck it! I'll prolly be dead by then.
Anyway for being part of the problem with high energy prices rather than being part of the solution and for being a putz on top of that, I'm giving Chuckie the AOTW Award.
From The Gong Show- "Hey, Chuckie Baby, Chuckie Baby, got any pictures of your wife Nekkid ?!? Wanna buy some ?!?"-Unknown Comic
Posted by: Sandy G on May 10, 2008 08:23 AMThe part that really grinds on me is that the more energy independent we are, the less strategic importance we place on the middle east. On the one hand Schumer will say he supports the troops, on the other hand his legislation results make the war more important.
Drill ANWR, drill the gulf, drill North Dakota, mine those canadian tar pits, oh and put a windmill on Marthas fucking vineyard to make floater shit himself.
Posted by: patrick on May 10, 2008 11:44 AM