May 10, 2008

57 States

Did you know that we have 57 states? Why do I know that? Because Jug Hussein Ears told me so.

So now we know why he doesn't wear a flag pin on his lapel. It looks like this.

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Stole it from the LA Times of all places.

Now just imagine if McRINO had said this.

Posted by denny at May 10, 2008 01:33 PM  
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Oh how pathetic. I could understand if he meant to say 47 until he said that he had two to go, which would total 49. What a fucking ass.

Posted by: Paul on May 10, 2008 01:47 PM

That fuckin' douchbag isn't fit to be janitor at a McDonalds much less POTUS! What a dumbass!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on May 10, 2008 04:03 PM

Actually, this adds to sixty states - if he's been to 57 states, and says he has one more to go, and was forbidden (?!!) by his staff from visiting Alaska and Hawaii. Where are those extra ten states? And why does Obamadinejad's staff have veto power over visiting Alaska and Hawaii? What other things are under control of his minions?

Now somebody ask him to spell "potatoe".

Posted by: Rurik on May 10, 2008 04:12 PM

It's like watching Idiocracy, only it's real ...

Posted by: Peggy U on May 10, 2008 04:31 PM

Obama's comments were far dumber than Dan Quayle's Murphy Brown comments in 1992 that the LSM used against him and Bush sr.

Posted by: Darrell on May 10, 2008 07:50 PM

sad, but fucking funny tho!

Posted by: greg on May 10, 2008 08:13 PM

Sounds like YoMamaObama is suffering from Electile Dysfunction.

Posted by: Jane Austen on May 10, 2008 10:21 PM

Darrell - And did you know that just a few years ago, Candace Bergen said that Dan Quayle was right?

Posted by: Denny on May 10, 2008 10:24 PM

The other seven states are:
1.Confusion
2.Junior Senator Pacifist Morons
3.Let's tax all the White Folk to death
4.Black Racists who call everyone else "Racist" except themselves
5.Michelle's Pissed Off Again
6.Zebras Only
7.Kenya Annex

Posted by: Jane Austen on May 10, 2008 10:44 PM

Denny,

I think you raised an interesting question that nobody seems to have touched on.

"Now just imagine if McRINO had said this."

The theme would have been one of how this guy was exhibiting signs of senility. Obviously the Republican nominee's age is going to be an ongoing issue once the race is down to him and the Democratic nominee.

I don't think that age is a barrier to sound decision making, but I would just say that the Republicans better have a strong vice in mind.

Obama was probably tired and made a slip of the tongue. I am sure that not many people here think much of him, but hopefully nonody here believes that it was more than a slip of the tongue. I have the same problem. My short-term memory goes out the window when I get tired.

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 10, 2008 11:43 PM

Dkelsmoth, "My short term memory goes out the window"? You could keep me up for five days straight and I could tell you there are 50 States in the Union! WHat I think he meant was 47 and the three he had not been too. But the bigger question is why would you not go to Hawaii and Alaska just because your staff objected? Who is in charge there the staff or Ubama?

Posted by: kerrcarto on May 11, 2008 12:28 AM

Of course it's only a slip of Obama's Democratic tongue. If McCain had said it, it would be a slip of his senile Republican mind. I hope that all the intelligent, experienced 70-year-old Americans rise in protest if Senator McCain's age become an issue.

Let's have no illusion.The media will not be on his side. Remember President Ford? A great football player who had turned down offers from the NFL. Because of sport activities in his youth, he suffered from a nagging knee injury later on in life. When he replaced Nixon as Republican President, he tripped down the steps of Air Force One. Did the media sympathize? No way. He was portrayed as a bumbler. He was followed minute by minute. The whole world had to know that President Ford fell down on skis, that he bumped his head getting off a helicopter etc. etc. This honest man who had so much dignity, who twice, as a vice-president and then president, kept the country stable at difficult moments, was laughed at by the media and called a klutz.

Do I have to tell you who won the election in 1977 and replaced him? It would be a joke if it would not be so tragic.

If we have a conservative soul, let us be on McRINO's side 100%. He needs everyone of us if we want him to make it.

Posted by: Claudia on May 11, 2008 01:55 AM

My guess would be on Alaska and Hawaii is as such:

Alaska -too expensive, republican state, too far from anything else, too rural, too hard to get from here to there........or he could be afraid he'd graze a caribou and injure it.

Hawaii - born there, going to trounce Hills there anyway, too expensive, too out of the way.

this is damned funny. as a fat white man who needs his sleep I don't think I'd be too coherent sleep deprived either.....I think though that his staff should have just told him to say "Hopey Hopey Changey Changey."

Posted by: patrick on May 11, 2008 02:06 AM

BTW, I'm from Toronto. Don't be surprised if, at times, I include myself in the "We, Americans." It's not legal but I adopted your country in my heart since my brother came back alive from the War you helped the Allies win. We all know that WW2 would have been lost without USA. We all know that, without the right President, the GWOT will be lost all over the world.

Posted by: Claudia on May 11, 2008 01:27 PM

The theme would have been one of how this guy was exhibiting signs of senility. Obviously the Republican nominee's age is going to be an ongoing issue once the race is down to him and the Democratic nominee.
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All he needs to do is pull a couple of pages out of Reagan's book.

"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." -during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale

Posted by: Charlie on May 11, 2008 07:50 PM

First a "sleep-deprived" Hillary! claims she dodged nonexistent sniper fire in Bosnia, now B. HUSSEIN Obama claims he's been to 57 states. It's frightening to think these 2 ass clowns are the best the democratic party has to offer as President of our country. What a bunch of dipshits.

Posted by: thatjerryguy on May 12, 2008 09:26 AM

57 states and ONE (Alaska & Hawaii, is just one state) left to go. Or maybe he meant one left in addition to those too. Either way it totals 59 or 60. Just a litte more than I thought. But his staff could not justify visiting them and would not let him. What?! Who is incharge? Him or his staff?

What an idiot!

I gotta say it, How many people in the US? And these 3 are the best and the brightest we have to choose from? We Americans are in troube.

Posted by: todd on May 12, 2008 03:13 PM

Don't y'all know there are 57 Islamic states? Ubama does. Damn he's smart.

Posted by: kerrcarto on May 12, 2008 09:34 PM

What the? Slip of the tongue? He was tired? For the so called Brilliant Eloquent Speaker that this guy is proported to be, he doesn't know the The Fifty Nifty States song? DAH!
And this is the guy that TDO is calling the best guy, and most deserving of the job of POTUS? Dkelsmith, I for one don't like this guy or that other guy Hillary for any office-because they are quite frankly, Marxist. I'll vote for McPain, I don't love him, but I think he would make a good Commander in Cheif. The lesser of two evils right? Whenever my sister's kids mess up, from lipping off at the age of 3 or getting arrested at the age of 16, she always uses the "Oh he's just tired" excuse. I call bullshit on that one anytime I hear it!
You either know how many states there are or you don't. You know if you've taken sniper fire if you have or have not. Sheesh. Is it too much to ask for a smigdeon of inetellectual honesty from our politicians? Is this the best that we can do? egads.

Posted by: LisaKay on May 13, 2008 07:33 AM

LisaKay,

People call George Bush an idiot, but we all know that he is certainly not, whether we like him or not. He is not a good speaker, and he fumbles his words all of the time to say all sorts of outrageous things. Of course the media as a whole, and the people on the other side of the aisle you happen to be sitting on jump all over these things, but honestly, do you in all honesty feel that Obama doesn't know how many states there are?

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 13, 2008 10:30 AM

How many of the rest of you got that RNC survey recently? I wish I'd photocopied it so I could present it here. Maybe I can find it online as well. It pissed me off. Every time they make an attempt to communicate (always with a little request for money included, of course) I feel further alienated. Nothing much there about border control, but plenty about abortion and "family values". Don't get me wrong - I am typically conservative on those topics - but I wanted to give some indication of why I'm not happy with where the party is going. It seemed like they carefully skirted the issues I'd like to see McCain address. I hope they like comments in the margins. I used them all (margins, that is).

Then, today, there was the email ad for McCain's ecofriendly campaign wear. Seriously, I wanted to puke. Just when I think it can't get any harder to plug my nose, I have to fetch another clothespin.

Posted by: Peggy U on May 14, 2008 03:13 AM

Kerrcato...you are 'da man'....at first I thought "this is Oregon", (I live here) and all the THC smoke ever present must have made him say this...
and then you nailed it on the head.....
GREAT JOB!!!!!

Posted by: ty guy on May 14, 2008 06:38 AM

Yeah that McPain guy and his eco-freindly blech...I'm grabbing another clothes pin as well!
Dkelsmith, you made a good point. Thing is I don't like Oblabber's ideology. The media is drooling over the guy and is pushing him as the great communicator and hope to change the world. I don't see it, he's a carbon copy of John Kerry if you ask me. The more he drones on, the less he says. His wife is a snotty elitist and quite possibly the most miserable millionaire on the planet. It's not racist to say that I don't think that know who the hell they are. Are they black militants from the S. Chicago, they say no. Are they non-partisan? No. Are they pro-American Capitalists? No. Are they out to take more of our taxes and our guns? YES! I come to these conclusions based upon looking into his past voting record and from the boards that he has sat on. I liked this guy better than Hillary early on in the race. So, I looked into the stuff that he's done. His voting record is weird. I don't know of anyone else changing their votes as many times as he has. I think he may have jumped in too early, he needed to be able to define himself by picking a position and sticking to it. It's unfortunate, but that's one way his inexperience shows.
I didn't jump all over his goof, I didn't even know about it until I saw it here. I thought it was funny. On the Fox and Freinds morning show, the host Wretched Carlson is from Mn, she claimed that Mn was the Land of 20,000 Lakes. Dah, it's 10,000-it's even on our dang license plates. I went to High School with that dork. She hasn't changed abit. She tends to lean toward my side of the aisle as you put it. So please don't stereotype me as some mean Conservative? Am I racist against her because she has blond hair and blue eyes? Nope. (she doesn't) Do I honestly think that OBlabber doesn't know how many states there are? Honestly, I do not know. I hope that he knows. If he didn't, I'm sure that he knows now! :)

Posted by: LisaKay on May 14, 2008 06:51 AM

Lisa: I agree that Obama's choice of a wife, Michelle, is a miserable elitist. The word that comes to my mind when I see her in interviews is "rancid". What a humorless, unpleasant woman!

Posted by: Peggy U on May 14, 2008 01:01 PM

@ LisaKay

"She tends to lean toward my side of the aisle as you put it. So please don't stereotype me as some mean Conservative? Am I racist against her because she has blond hair and blue eyes?"

?????????????????????

I am not sure where I went wrong, but I don't recall stereotyping you as anything. Specifically I don't remember calling you mean or implying you were racist. I do see that I didn't word that very clearly in my quote that I added, "you" was a rhetorical device. I didn't mean to imply "you LisaKay" I just mean that people on the other side of the aisle, whether Democrat or Republican are going to jump on any verbal slip and ride it into the ground.

"Of course the media as a whole, and the people on the other side of the aisle you happen to be sitting on jump all over these things, but honestly, do you in all honesty feel that Obama doesn't know how many states there are?"

Am I missing something? Or did I "Obama" this one.

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 15, 2008 05:31 PM

Dkelsmith...Honestly looking at the footage...he starts, and then has lots of time to re-think...
Bottom Line is if he mis-speaks like this on the easy ones how well will he do with Accchmanididajob, or Chavaz when our Nations security is on the line????
He just is too Green...way to soon..
Let him gain experience...change all his core values (become conservative) and then he'll get my vote

Posted by: ty guy on May 16, 2008 08:19 AM

ty guy,

He is not experienced, however, neither is Hillary. To this day I don't understand what she is talking about when she talks about it. McCain has been on the National scene for quite some time, but I am not sure about him either.

And if mis-speaking is a major detractor to successful politics, certainly you have to admit that GWB is not going to go down in history as a great orator.

Posted by: Dkelsmith on May 16, 2008 08:25 AM

Dkelsmith, What I meant by what I said about Wretched Carlson-she's a boob. I'm an equal opportunity type when I call out someone for being a goof. I didn't ride it into the ground however. I'm fair in letting the light stuff go, but some stuff, can't be ignored. I think I'm a pretty fair minded person when it comes to people in general. That's about all that I can say, other than the fact that sometimes I don't communicate clearly enough with a dang keyboard. At the moment, I am warming up my killer Mac and Cheese with red pepper flake for brekkie and then I gotta get Mud boy out the door for his five mile run and trip to get his dress whites done at the cleaners. Chow fer now! I'm thinking of chasing him on my scooter. :)

Posted by: LisaKay on May 16, 2008 08:58 AM

There are 57 primaries if you include DC, puerto rico, Guam, Virgin Islands etc..
I'm pretty sure THAT is what he meant..
Wanna accuse him of killing Kennedy too?

Posted by: bob katz on May 21, 2008 03:32 PM

bob katz - If that's what he meant he should have said "57 primaries" not "57 states". Had Bush said this, you libs would have been all over him.

"Wanna accuse him of killing Kennedy too?" No. Sounds like sumpin' a libtard would say. And why would he want to kill Kennedy? Kennedy endorsed him.

Geez. I do get some stupid trolls.

Posted by: Denny on May 21, 2008 04:21 PM
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