This one is from Walt.
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other replied.
"A golf gun? What is a golf gun?"
"Ï don't know," the detective replied,
"but it sure made a hole in Juan."
I am going to wear that joke out like a rented mule. love it.
Posted by: patrick on May 26, 2008 12:48 AMBack when Gerald Ford was President, the CIA had a golf-gun. It was used to assassinate undesirable people near the golf course.
Ford was actually a highly skilled golfer, the rumor that he was a klutz was just a cover story for the golf-gun.
Posted by: James Macklin on May 26, 2008 07:02 AMThis will go down as a cold case as the killer has most likely snuck into the U.S.
Posted by: Darrell on May 26, 2008 07:59 AMHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Tom on May 26, 2008 05:32 PM