If it looks like squirrel and tastes like chicken it has to be cat.

True Daryl,

Rots of unscruruous restaraunts try
to pass off cat as tender puppy.

Pete

I Prefer the Armadillo-Loaf myself

This video says it all

Quirrel acrually pwetty tasty. You not know what talk about.

You know you're at a real Chinese restaurant when you open the fortune cookie and it says, "That wasn't chicken."

Wrong Ralph,

When you get that fortune cookie, all you know is
your in a retaraunt that is behind it's payments to the "Tong" or the "Cut Finger Gang".

Next come the really big fireworks. Stay away.

Pete

..... so does that mean that the chef doesnt even know what the hell it is??.....