Well, I have heard that the Chinese are very moral and I believe that having working girls hanging about the lobby of a hotel would offend their delicate sensibilities. So, Ho's must enter by a different entrance.

Wait.... Maybe it's their old buddy Ho Chi Minh who gets a private entrance. You'd think he'd be gone long enough to not stink anymore, but maybe...

Forget Je$$ie and $harption, it doesn't say 'nappy headed' so there is no money in it for them.

Two Southern Belle's were headed out to Kalifornia
to find their fame and fortune.

Somewhere in New Mexico or Arizona, they stopped for dinner and spotted two odd, but attractive women.

"What sort of girls are you, if I may ask?" Inquired one of them.

"Oh!" replied the first, "I'm a Navaho and my friend is an Arapaho".

"Oh mygoodness what a coincidence. Darline and I are both Charleston Ho's." Replied the Belle.

Pete