Time to pick on the guys with this one from OBG.
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife
naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's going on?"' he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack", cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's
dialing 9-1-1, his 4-year old son comes up and says,
"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your clothes closet
and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into
the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open
the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.
"You IDIOT!!!" screams the husband, "my wife's having
a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring
the kids!'
A-one!
Posted by: Claudia on June 21, 2008 12:39 AMEr, G.O.C., a blonde is female, a blond is male. Don't you remember Terry Bradshaw, the Blond Bomber?
Posted by: Gorgeous Gary on June 21, 2008 08:58 PMGorgeous Gary - Arrggghhh! Got the title right and missed one in the text. Fixed. Thanks.
Posted by: Denny on June 21, 2008 09:22 PMBecause I know nothing, I googled Terry Bradshaw. He is called the "Blonde Bomber". Blond with a E?
Posted by: Claudia on June 21, 2008 11:11 PMWhy do blondes have extra-deep belly buttons?
~Because blond guys are dumb too!
Bwahahahhahaaha!