I'm all ears.

Up Yours Whitey!

I'ze a possum

I can haz ur money?

goc:
you were my hero... all the great obama slams!
that's the best you could come up with? the awe is fading. lol

Your Change is Mine

Jimmy Carter's 2nd Term

I hug dictators, too.

Friend of Hamas

Did I mention that I'm black?

You have the red part of the portrait correct.

I can't wait to catch a buzz and play with this.

Oil bad $6 gas good.

I am an assclown.

Dope and Strange

1. What I like about this guy is that he makes P.T. Barnum look like a novice.

Americans have got yo be the most gullible fools there are.

No offense to the fools out there, but this guy is a full fledged fraud, empty suit, marxist, Black liberationist (racist), smooth talking bullshit artist.

The press loves him, so he gets a free ride from the people that look no deeper than what they hear in soundbites.

2. The other day I saw a large jet fly by with big letters on the side and wings that read, "NWA".

Since when did Niggers With an Attitude buy an airline?

I still say, since every Koon in this Kuntry is gonna vote for this joker, there's a good chance they'll try the wet dream of the radical black class since forever-Slavery Reparations. If the Gummint decided everybody in this country who is Black deserved $15K for the horrors visited on their ancestors by the White Devil Slavemasters, I'd imagine this country would end up havin' more Nigras than Nigeria...Why, I bet I have a Nubian in the Fuel Supply SOMEWHERE in my checkered ancestry myself...Hmmm, maybe this ain't ALL bad...-Unca Rastus (alias Sandy G.)

Appeasement

My fellow Americans:

As your future President I want to thank my supporters for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change.

I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after eight years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing.

I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamor behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively.

And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House.

Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement, but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt.

I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them.

Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember, don't think, just do. And do it for me.

Thank You.

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

the change of seasons come four times per year. so do posts in excess of 2 sentences from Vet. wouldn't miss either.

Ah damn, I guess the fun is over... Everytime I try to type something new into the block, the poster comes out as "Progress". Yeah, I got some steamy progress for this turd!

patrick-
I'll drink to that!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!

What's really going through his head...

Whoops!

Revelation...

Half Mime all Red

G*T Dam America!

MAD MAGAZINE Revised...

I can't believe you didn't put GD America.

Wish I could claim it, got it in an e-mail. Sounds right though.

Posters.......

1. "Comrade Obama"
"Islams Great Black Hope"

2. "Vote for EARS"
"Welcome your Fears"

3. "Vote Surrender"
"Not just Appeasement"

4. "Obama or Osama"
"One & the Same"

This could be funny if it were not so pathetic,so traitorous & so Democratic!!

BO as a 007 wannabe.

Guess I should read yer more recent entries first. Repostin' mine here. :-)

Che...Cha...Change

Hey, wasn't that a song?
Oh, wait. That was "Chain of Fools".

Snigger...Oops! Sorry!...Safro-Samerican.

Patrick - You taught me that one!...

Claudia - You are one of the GOC elite. You coined a word that lives on. "Snigger" is now part of the fabric of the blog. Denny coined SRF, PeggyU did "floater" if memory serves.......maybe one day I will join this elite fraternity.

Patrick - Alas! I did not coin SRF. I was called that by a psycho-bitch blogger who has crawled back under her rock. She was trying to insult me. I took it as a compliment.

Patrick -

You might be interested to hear that we had a great party, in Toronto, when the word was tossed around on many treads of GOC. After much libations, we officially baptized my black friend, the cardiologist, Dr.Snigger, Safro-Scanadian.

The fun part is that he took care of me for my recent heart surgery. I took full advantage of the situation to reveal his new name to his colleagues and the nursing staff.

I think you deserve an honourable mention for the coinage. Great humour, Patrick. It took me a while to see it but, once it sank in, I laughed louder than anyone else.

Claudia- I will accept the honorable mention. thanks. My best to dr. snigger. Denny - I remember that post now. and yes, you did embrace it. On a side note claudia, I got in trouble again the other day for my bent humor. A client was having a tough time with an issue and I thought I solved it. I said that I'd sacrifice a small animal in hopes of getting this taken care of. His wife saw the email and was none too happy. said she is a cat lover and does not appreciate it or me. oh well......sometimes you swing hard but strike out.

Patrick -
Remember that it took me a few weeks to find you irresistible. Now I'm irrevocably on your side. Have hope! The lady will see it your way in a while and start purring too.;-)

Boy, Jane had some ugly ta-ta's. A hard-off I tell ya...

Or as Maddox said about some women's fashions: RIP my boner.