How many times have you heard a Dimocrat say that drilling in ANWR or off the coast wouldn't solve anything because the oil would not be available for (choose one) 5, 10, 15, or 20 years? Don't they realize how stupid that sounds? Y'mean we're not gonna need that oil in (choose one) 5, 10, 15, or 20 years? Is demand gonna remain the same? Will we have conserved our way out of the shortage by then? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess the demand for oil in India and China is gonna remain the same.
I know! I know! In (choose one) 5, 10, 15, or 20 years Poof! PFM! will have occurred. Or even better, the Messiah will have turned water into oil. Yeah. That's the ticket! Elect Jug Hussein Ears and he'll do it. Remember he said that when he was elected the oceans would start receding. That's how he'll do it. He'll turn ocean water into oil.
We're saved! Now if he could only make me walk again but that's what Flipper was gonna do. He was gonna make Christopher Reeve get up out of his chair and walk. Johnny Boy Edwards told us that.
These Dimocrats are all miracle workers.
Posted by denny at June 24, 2008 04:20 PMJust by simple SAYING that we're going to drill will lower prices because Oil Futures will go down. And by Implementing it, the price would go down farther before we even got our first drop. So the answer is.... 0 years.
The effect would be immediate.
Gawdangit Denny,
Have you already forgotten. You can not use the oceans because if you lower the water levels, than all of the whales and fish will die.
Are you just an insensitive old bastard or what?
sarc off...
No need to worry about any of this. The Dutch are thinking the world will end in 2012. Check this if you want a good laugh. This is based on the Mayan calendar. And the Mayans are? "The worlds going crazy and nobody gives a damn anymore". (thanks to Ray Davies)
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,370591,00.html
"drilling won't solve anything for ____ years" neither will the reversal of the dreaded global warming which can't be reversed to begin with but we better hurry up and get back to 1988 CO2 emissions or we're all gonna die!!
Posted by: cathy on June 24, 2008 05:42 PMDrilling off the coast of your state like we do in Texas won't solve anything except. No State income tax and millions of dollars your state will have deposited into it's treasury to do with what you please. How does no one get this?
Posted by: kerrcarto on June 24, 2008 07:12 PMFor many years I would not go to the Texas beaches because of the rigs we'd see. I was a numbskull dumbass. I am changing my tune. I won't go to any beaches where I Don't see a rig. The sight of a rig off your beach is a sign of good sense, patriotism, and like Kerrcarto said......no state income tax.
Yippe Kye Aye Mothu Fu$%@!
Posted by: patrick on June 24, 2008 07:40 PMDenny...I don't know when your accident was but if you go back in time to...Let's say the Carter years...you can walk again...now wait if JugEars get's elected...that is where we will be and you will still be the GO "C"..and we will be in the Black Carter Years....Aaarrrghhhh!!!!!!!!
Posted by: ty guy on June 24, 2008 07:42 PMDenny, the only "miracle" work by Democrats is that very few (if any) of them serve time in prison for shit they do.
Posted by: Darrell on June 24, 2008 07:45 PMby the way Patrick...did you realize that the Rigs will form a "Reef" for New "Fishys"...and now not only enjoying to Surf...the Rock Fishing will be BETTER!!!( without rigs/reefs..non-existent)..God Bless Off-Shore Drilling for all of us Fishermun!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: ty guy on June 24, 2008 07:45 PM...mun was no typo...
try Congressmun...Mailmun...GARBAGEMUN...
avoids all that Polically correct SHIT!!!!
For years I have been dropping my nuggets (or turds) all over the net regarding this. For years, nobody paid attention to me or the thousands of others who kept telling the American Internet users that bad times were coming because we were not doing anything to get America more oil, more nuke plants or refinerys.
Now, they are interested, since it is hitting them in the pocketbook.
Why is it that Americans are such dumb shits and why is it that the Congressvarmits think that once they get elected, they can do whatever the hell they want and not what is good for this Republic?
Never mind, I don't want to listen to the excuses, reasons and such. I have been hearing them for over forty years.
Just let American businesses go about their business and leave them alone.
Papa Ray
West Texas
USA
Papa, because our youth (Including me. Thanks BJ) have been inoculated with Hollywood bullshit for the last 40yrs and have been asleep. I only woke up 7 years and 9 months ago!
Posted by: kerrcarto on June 24, 2008 09:03 PMHave you already forgotten. You can not use the oceans because if you lower the water levels, than all of the whales and fish will die.
Gawdangit, Chuck! Don't you know the Navy is going to kill them off with sonar long before they run out of water? Silly redneck!
Posted by: PeggyU on June 25, 2008 01:32 AMUsing liberal logic, we shouldn't be trying to cure any diseases since we may not find a cure for 5, 10 or 15 years. Imagine the nitwit liberals telling the gay community back in the 80s that a cure for AIDS was not going to happen because a cure might not be found for 5, 10, 15 years or more, if ever.
Oh wait, did I say "liberal logic"? Since logic involves principles, reasoning and implies the ability to think, mehaps "liberal" and "logic" shouldn't go together.
Posted by: thatjerryguy on June 25, 2008 10:29 AM"Why is it that Americans are such dumb shits"
Government schools. And they only get worse the more money you throw at them. It's not as though the government schools give a flying fuck about educating students; everyone knows that isn't what the schools are set up to do.
"why is it that the Congressvarmits think that once they get elected, they can do whatever the hell they want and not what is good for this Republic?"
Because no one calls them on it. Except if they're a Republican, and even then...
"mehaps "liberal" and "logic" shouldn't go together."
It's an oxymoron, like "jumbo shrimp."
Posted by: John in May-retta on June 25, 2008 11:35 AMI work in the construction industry and have worked in the oil related construction business as well (that nasty offshoot of Haliburton, Brown & Root).
I do not know where the Dems get their info. Actually I do, they make it up to suit their "reasoning." But if the dreaded Haliburton or some other company in the oil business was released to drill for oil in Anwar, there would be flowing crude within 6 months.
Not 1 year, not 5, not 10, etc.
The politicraps just do not want us to drill.
When Alaska was purchased (was it Fulton's Folly?) I'm sure the intent wasn't for the oil, but to protect the Caribou and "pristine" fucking waste land that it is.
Posted by: Willie on June 26, 2008 11:46 AMHere's the reason not to drill in ANWR. Our libs will just ship it no charge to a country like Venezuela for some program to feed a rare two headed lizard or a one-eyed snake. Something like that.
Posted by: Larry on June 27, 2008 03:09 PMOkay Denny, I've been a regular lurker and seldom commenter here for several years now. Apparently I missed the post that started the "Poof, PFM" business. WTF does "Poof, PFM" supposed to mean exactly?
Joe
P.S. - I'm getting to that age where senior moments happen now and then. No I'm not an 18 year old Dimocrat (I know they start having senior moments at around 16 or so). I've been around long enough to earn a senior moment now and then.
Posted by: Assrot on June 27, 2008 07:43 PMAssrot - Put your mouse on top of PFM and wait about 5 seconds.
Posted by: Denny on June 29, 2008 08:03 PM