Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry", said the first one.
"Me, too" said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate and ate until they could eat no more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree", said the first one.
"Me either. Let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun", said the second.
"OK." said the first.
They plopped down, basking in the sun.
No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tom cat snuck up and gobbled them up. As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought,
"I love baskin' robins."
Posted by denny at June 30, 2008 12:00 AMOk there Denny .... finally a good one!
Posted by: ty guy on June 30, 2008 01:34 AMDid you hear about the new AIDS center that just opened in Atlanta?
They call it sick fags over Georgia!
Posted by: Gerald on June 30, 2008 02:05 AMOk ... now that's funny!
Posted by: PeggyU on June 30, 2008 03:10 AMA pun that doesn't elicit groans! A miracle!
Good one, by the way.
Heck, I always thought that the louder the groan, the better the pun. That was a level 7 groan.
Posted by: Alan on June 30, 2008 09:07 AMYou guys are AWFUL !! I love it ! (grin)
Posted by: Sandy G. on June 30, 2008 11:21 AMThis one, I can catch it. It cannot be very good...
Posted by: Claudia on June 30, 2008 12:26 PMMy guess is the robins tasted the same... So cat got his Birdy-one flavors.....
Claudia, google "Baskin Robbins".....
Posted by: Rick T on June 30, 2008 07:29 PMRick T - Yes, I got ice cream. That's what I thought. You mean there's something more to it? Sandy G said AWFUL. I wondered why. Never mind. Let me be dum-dum. I'll never win at that game.
Posted by: Claudia on June 30, 2008 07:51 PMTo redeem myself for being zero at puns, I'll offer the shortest poem, according to Guinness Book:
FLEAS
Adam
'ad 'em.
Ooh! Birdy-one flavors? That's just fowl.
Posted by: PeggyU on June 30, 2008 08:31 PMDenny -- I have several items to send you, but don't wanna overload your allowance limits. At least 3 of 'em have attachments.
All are rejects/returns from your IP (the "abuse" thing). I'm sure you can continue to survive without 'em, but I'll lay 'em onya ifya like.
One is a nice rant about ANWR with some neat graphics and fotos. Pretty big file, and you know the stuff I generate on my own is rarely short, or brief, or even terse.
Posted by: ET on June 30, 2008 09:22 PMPeggy U - As ever: First Prize for the one-line-quip.
Posted by: Claudia on June 30, 2008 09:59 PMOh GOD!! I had lost your URL for a few years there, and when my daughter updated my 'puter up popped your name, so I was thrilled, went to your page and groaned!!!!!! I had forgotten.....;)
Got in a car accident today. Rear-ended another guy. He got out of his car and came walking back towards me. The guy was a dwarf, you know, one of the little people. Seeing him, I started to chuckle. He started screaming "I AM NOT HAPPY!".
So I said, "Well that leaves just 6 other choices."
Then the fight started...... :o)
Posted by: GarandFan on July 1, 2008 05:28 PMGeorge Carlin went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told him, it would defeat the purpose.
R.I.P. George!
Posted by: Toejam on July 2, 2008 07:10 AMUgh, PeggyU! You are killing me you stinker, I'm now calling you PU ;)
Posted by: LisaKay on July 3, 2008 09:25 AM