Peggy sent me this.
Emily Nordling has never met a Muslim, at least not to her knowledge. But this spring, Ms. Nordling, a 19-year-old student from Fort Thomas, Ky., gave herself a new middle name on Facebook.com, mimicking her boyfriend and shocking her father. “Emily Hussein Nordling,” her entry now reads.
"I mean, like, isn't that, you know, like, just you know like the coolest thing like in the world?" Or sumpin' like that.
With her decision, she joined a growing band of supporters of Senator Barack Obama, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, who are expressing solidarity with him by informally adopting his middle name.
May as well. He's not using it.
The result is a group of unlikely-sounding Husseins: Jewish and Catholic, Hispanic and Asian and Italian-American, from Jaime Hussein Alvarez of Washington, D.C., to Kelly Hussein Crowley of Norman, Okla., to Sarah Beth Hussein Frumkin of Chicago.
Or, We Are Hussein Idiots.
Jeff Strabone of Brooklyn now signs credit card receipts with his newly assumed middle name, while Dan O’Maley of Washington, D.C., jiggered his e-mail account so his name would appear as “D. Hussein O’Maley.” Alex Enderle made the switch online along with several other Obama volunteers from Columbus, Ohio, and now friends greet him that way in person, too.
Are these Booger Eatin' Hussein Moh-rons for real? Hey Jeff Hussein Strabone of Brooklyn, if Hussein is not your middle name and is not on your credit card your signature is illegal.
Drooling Cumspot is from Brooklyn. I guess I'll now call him Drooling Hussein Cumspot.
“I am sick of Republicans pronouncing Barack Obama’s name like it was some sort of cuss word,” Mr. Strabone wrote in a manifesto titled “We Are All Hussein” that he posted on his own blog and on dailykos.com.
What a bunch of thin Hussein skinned fucktards! How long have they been calling Bush Hitler and Chimpy? Has there been any whining from the Bush supporters? Maybe they should change their name from Generation Y to Generation Whine.
“My name is such a vanilla, white-girl American name,” said Ashley Holmes of Indianapolis, who changed her name online “to show how little meaning ‘Hussein’ really has.”
If it really had so "little meaning" you farking Hussein idiots wouldn't be doing this crap.
These really are Stoopid Hussein Kidz.
Dude! Save the Hussein Whales!
Update: Holy Hussein crap! Look what Hammer sent me.
Not much room under that bus for Jug Hussein Ears to throw people.
Posted by denny at July 2, 2008 08:13 PM
"I guess I'll now call him Drooling Hussein Cumspot."
lol.
Posted by: Erica on July 2, 2008 08:37 PMI put that in just for you Erica.
Posted by: Denny on July 2, 2008 08:42 PMSo does that now make Teresa, TDHO?
Posted by: PeggyU on July 2, 2008 09:13 PMHusseiniacs...friggin tards.
http://i26.tinypic.com/1z4e4uc.jpg
Posted by: hammer on July 2, 2008 09:56 PMRelax, Den. It'll just make it that much easier to identify 'em come Killin' Day.
Posted by: Velociman on July 2, 2008 10:15 PMIts still a ways off to november but I like bHo's chances. It will be interesting to watch. watching our enemies will not be interesting. They will bow up in the face of this pussification. It will be interesting to watch the pussificators and how they are "shocked" and "stunned" that our enemies don't put down their RPG's and C4 and go smelling lilacs in the garden with them.
it is an interesting time to be alive. how long will we be at war? we are still on the front nine and the turn is a ways off.
Posted by: patrick on July 2, 2008 11:12 PMThe little girleykins are the most precious. Obviously the little twats know not enough to realize that Hussein is strictly a masculine name. They need to add the female gendre ending - or they could get themselves stoned - and not in the Berkeley sense of the expression.
Posted by: Rurik on July 3, 2008 12:01 AMPeggyU - Teresa TDHO. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Denny on July 3, 2008 12:27 AMWhen the British teacher got in trouble for naming a teddy bear Muhammed, I proclaimed that the next pet we got had to be named Muhammed. My son got a rat terrier and didn't want to name him Muhammed so I compromised and we named him Rex Muhammed. I guess we could rename him Rex Hussein Muhammed?
Posted by: Mark on July 3, 2008 01:09 AMI know damn good and well that you can not fit all the retards that support BHO on a bus that small.
That bus is the one for the "Patriots for Obama".
Thats the last time we let the retards hang the signs.
Wait!! Leave it the way it is. It will be like a big yellow clown car.
Posted by: Brad on July 3, 2008 03:56 AMHey, is that Ted Kennedy behind the wheel?
Posted by: Darrell on July 3, 2008 06:38 AMBeyond Precious!
Posted by: LisaKay on July 3, 2008 09:00 AMMost likely most of these asshusseinwipes are too lazy and stupid to actually vote on Election Day.
Posted by: thatjerryguy on July 3, 2008 09:22 AMPeggyU......
Teresa "TDHO"...The joke that just keeps giving...how about "TDDCHO"...The Dumb D Cup Hussien One..Nah! Too long!
Anyway you coined one with lasting appeal.
Posted by: dudley1 on July 3, 2008 09:41 AMDarrell and Dudley1 - you made my morning.
Posted by: patrick on July 3, 2008 01:01 PM...that our enemies don't put down their RPG's and C4 and go smelling lilacs in the garden with them.
patrick, there's a few retards in my office that actually believe that's what would happen. I'm going to send them a picture of the retard bus and tell them that their ride is waiting. That should piss 'em off really good!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 3, 2008 01:27 PMDenny -- still gettin the "abuse" thingy on rejection slips from your provider, so I dumped all the stuff I was savin to send you after the new month rollover.
Here's the latest one that came back undelivered:
To the tune of “Tobacco Road” (with apologies to nearly everyone)
US popular version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=D4h_f-5VHPo
Cool version: http://youtube.com/watch?v=7Ig5rUfPuAU (I put it here 'cause of the obligatory Clinton shot, and 'cause it's damned good)
My version:
I was born to a twit
Mama blinked and my daddy he split.
Never knew where I b’long
Africa or a man’s sarong.
Grew up in a foreign place
Everybody had an Asian face
Studied all about Islam
‘til I went to live with my grandmom.
That was home, the only life I’d ever known.
So confused, and often lonely, bein two-toned.
Hadda leave, go to school
With the help of some pale-faced fools.
Make some money, get rich and slick
On the road of state politics.
Chicago home, sweetest place I’ve ever known.
Play both sides against the middle, bein two toned.
Find a woman, Princeton grad
Have some kids and act like I’m a dad.
Pick up boxtops, shady friends
Screw the means, it’s about the ends.
Yeah, it’s home, real estate on lo-cost loan.
Go to church and all’s forgiven, Chicago home.
Blacks’ll vote for a colored man
Even if he’s just an average tan.
Hopin that when he’s sworn in
Reparations will come pourin in.
Bring some dynamite and a crane
Blow it up and start all over again.
Build a place, be proud to show
Call it “Village of the Mandingo.”
Our new crib, on 1600 Kumbaya.
But we can’t live in a white house, Mandingo Home.
Woa, ET!!!!!
Posted by: PeggyU on July 3, 2008 04:00 PM...and ET pushes those boundaries a little more. love it.
CD - I think our consolation prize from all this will be to see the look on their faces when a dirty bomb from Tehran to Damascus to Beirut makes its way to our shores. It'll be time to get out of the lilac business.
Posted by: patrick on July 3, 2008 04:43 PMET - Did you try to send it to gocinatlanta@bellsouth.net? If that doesn't work let me know and I'll give you another address to send it to.
Posted by: Denny on July 3, 2008 06:55 PMHere's the message header/caveat I've been getting on returned stuff for about 2 weeks now:
This message was created automatically by mail delivery software.
A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its
recipients. This is a permanent error. The following address(es) failed:
gocinatlanta@bellsouth.net
(ultimately generated from denny@grouchyoldcripple.com)
SMTP error from remote mail server after initial connection:
host gateway-f2.isp.att.net [207.115.11.16]: 550-63.247.138.130 blocked by ldap:ou=rblmx,dc=att,dc=net
550 Error - Blocked for abuse. See http://att.net/blocks
I haven't a clue on 550 error and the other stuff. I assume one of the numerical strings is my identifier and your security system has classified it as a bot or spammer or somethin.
ET that was awesome, I could even hear the guitar part playing in my evil noggin'
Posted by: LisaKay on July 4, 2008 06:58 AM