From DBolsman.
There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane way up in the sky. I don't know how they got there-it's a joke, OK?
Of the eleven people, ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. As they swung there in terrible danger waiting to be rescued, the rope started to fray a bit. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, after some serious soul-searching, the brunette gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others.
It was so touching, in fact, that all of the blondes started clapping.
Remember, Mo K asked me the following:
How many blonde jokes are there?
Just one. The rest are true stories.
Posted by denny at July 12, 2008 12:01 AMI acn see whewre that would be a true story. It was a cheap sky diving service, or was that sky dying service.
Posted by: Jim Macklin on July 12, 2008 12:52 AMDyeing, diving, dying, in that order.
Posted by: Jay Random on July 14, 2008 06:42 AM