Hello to all the Grouchy Old Cripple fans!
SuperGurl here, thanks to Denny, a true friend and gentleman. My blog is broken and has been for almost a month. Denny, who to my knowledge has never granted posting capabilities to anyone, offered to give me a handle here so I could post some of the stories that have been languishing in my mind for weeks. I am honored.
And boy, do I have some stories to tell you folks. But first, what about you, dear reader? What would you like to know? Ask away and until my blog returns or until I have enough time away from work to construct a real post, I'll be happy to engage with you on your topic of choice.
For now, I must hustle back to work where I am amassing my personal fortune and eeking out my own SRF status.
Until then, here's the SuperGurl Saturday Boobage I always promised you and failed to deliver. Enjoy and thanks again, Denny, for a Blown-eyed home away from home.
So you broke the internet? Where's Al Gore when you need him? Call and see if he can fix it. BTW, great picture. Can us readers assume either one of those women are you?
How the hell does Obama draw votes?
Posted by: vetfromhell on July 18, 2008 02:14 PMWhy are Obama's ears oftem mistaken for meteor craters?
Posted by: kerrcarto on July 18, 2008 02:22 PMWhere to begin? OK, how about why are liberals so cross-eyed dumb?
Posted by: thatjerryguy on July 18, 2008 02:26 PMSuperGurl, you're a tease...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 18, 2008 02:36 PMSubtle, mysterious and magnificent. Well done, SuperGurl!
Posted by: Claudia on July 18, 2008 02:56 PMAh Supergurl...glad to see you around. Was thinking about all you blown eyeds during the lastest meet. Was it hot or what? Was nearby...well, by Texas standards anyway.
Posted by: kelly on July 18, 2008 03:26 PMAre you gonna show me your tits in return for letting you use my blog?
kelly - There was a lot of shade so it was nice and pleasant. I was expecting it to be a lot hotter than it was.
Posted by: Denny on July 18, 2008 04:36 PMI'm concerned about your real sexual status.
Are you fooling us and are really a transvestite?
Or maybe an FBI agent?
is it his reign to be termed an "obamanation to humanity" or obamunissm"?
Posted by: patrick on July 18, 2008 07:18 PMIs Obamma a Negro?
Posted by: Daryl on July 18, 2008 08:30 PMWhy do people in some countries insist on drinking warm beer?
Posted by: Darrell on July 18, 2008 10:13 PMI have a question for Supergurl...
What's the deal with Communism? Didn't we defeat that? Is it just me or is it coming back as Democrats in the US, Socialist in France and Liberals in Canada (where I am)?
I've also heard a socialist conspiracy rumor out of the UK called "Common Purpose". Apparently, this secret society gets money from every level of government in the UK plus school boards, police departments and more.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=XGEgHZh21Eo
I'd love to get your two cents on this subject. Oh, and it's nice to meet you.
Posted by: red collar on July 19, 2008 08:24 AMQuick answers before I post:
Ray- Thanks! That's me in the reflection, Jerry of Back Home Again behind me, and Holder of Useless Knowledge's flawless face. Actually did take this one of my boobage for Denny on Saturday, but it came out more like a Dali painting. Oh well!
Vetfromhell- I have no idea. As far as I can tell, stupidity is running rampant in our country, like a crushing plague.
Kerrcarto- Better to hear you with? Seriously, I don't give a rat's ass about how he looks. I take serious issue with his preachy holier than thou capitalist blasphemy and class warfare.
Thatjerryguy- What a question, I wish I knew.
CharlieDelta- C'mon, my blown-eyed sonbrother? Me, a tease? Hell no, I thought it was artsy.
Claudia- Touche! You are one of us, thanks for the kind words!
Kelly- You were missed. Everything about this meet played out perfectly.
Denny- That is prostitution! Of course not! You know I don't enter into financial arrangements without more serious forethought. You should see them though! They are pretty nice for now but they are heading south faster than the glaciers are receding. Call Al Gore, gravity is killing my sexuality! The horror! Fuck carbon offsets, we must end gravity!
Willie- My sexual status is idle, actually. But transvestite? No. Trying to act like a man would be way too much work for me, what with the hyper baldness sensitivity and the penis obsession and all. I'll stick to my gurly stuff, thanks for asking.
patrick- you are my favorite! I like obamanation myself.
Daryl- Ooof, don't get SuperGurl starting shit that she is not caffeinated enough to handle on Saturday AM. And, yes.
Darrell- Pathetic. I have no idea, the thought makes me want to act like a loud American. USA, USA, USA!!
red collar- very nice to meet you, as well. Denny is so much more eloquent on politics, but I will give you my most honest opinion. Denial. Denial is where people trade their responsibility in for being taken care of. When that trade is made, personal preference, desires, goals, all get washed in the bile tainted waters of pleasing the masses. Sad because it only takes a mild amount of planning to make a choice and personal responsibility is a self motivating mechanism. I don't get it either.
Posted by: supergurl on July 19, 2008 10:24 AMOh yeah. Now I remember. SuperGurl's cleavage looked awesome in that suit. I gotta see if I can blow this picture up.
Posted by: Denny on July 19, 2008 12:27 PMSuperGurl-
Artsy is may be, but help a brutha out.
All in favor of cleavage raise your hand...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 19, 2008 08:01 PMOh yeah, why is playing the guitar such a major task?
Any insight would be great...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 19, 2008 08:55 PMhey- Beauty really is in the Eye of HOlder...
Posted by: holder on July 20, 2008 10:38 AM