July 24, 2008

The Magical Obama Tour

My first parody. It's not much of a parody, but then, it's not much of a song. I was gonna do The Magical Negro Tour, but in this satire deficient country, I would be branded a racist, even though it was a black writer who christened Jug Hussein Ears the Magic Negro.

The video.

My parody.

Roll up, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up AND THAT'S AN INVITATION, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the Obama tour.
The magical Obama tour is waiting to take you away,
Waiting to take you away.

Roll up, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up SATISFACTION GUARANTEED, roll up for the Obama tour.
The magical Obama tour is hoping to take you away,
Hoping to take you away.

Roll up, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up AND THAT'S AN INVITATION, roll up for the Obama tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the Obama tour.
The magical Obama tour is coming to take you away,
Coming to take you away.
The magical Obama tour is dying to take you away,
Dying to take you away, take you away.

Posted by denny at July 24, 2008 04:19 PM  
Comments

Great Denny!

You know, as I was watching the Obamessiah I was getting so pissed at that asshole. The motherfucker is in fuckin’ GERMANY apologizing for what we’ve done? To fuckin’ Germany??? A country that started both world wars, and is responsible for hundreds of millions of deaths around the world, including my Grandfather’s, not to mention the attempted extermination of every Jew in Europe (and on the planet if they could have) and 7 million others they deemed “undesirables”- Homosexuals, the mentally retarded and mentally and physically handicapped, gypsies, people who tried to help the Jews, and all those determined to be enemies of the Third Reich. AND HE’S APOLOGIZING TO GERMANY FOR WHAT WE’VE DONE?

This piece of shit’s hubris, conceit, and narcissism is absolutely breathtaking.

The only reason the world is and has been relatively peaceful (with a few exceptions) for the past 60+ years and Germany (and Japan) is now rebuilt to a world power and one country with no wall separating east and west is because of the American military’s courage, guts, and blood and America’s money and our American dream and belief in freedom and democracy for all the peoples of the world.

And he’s in Germany apologizing for what we’ve done? I was friggin’ stunned as I was listening to this fucking asshole.

Then he cancels his trip to the American Military hospital at Rammstein AFB, where our troops wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan are being treated and recuperating, so he can to do some sight-seeing and shopping in fuckin’ BERLIN?

He can apologize to all these Germans for all our “wrongs”, but can’t take the time to visit our wounded Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines? And this MOTHERFUCKER wants to be Commander-in-Chief of our armed forces?

He’s also already putting together his Presidential “transition team” for the smooth transfer of power, headed by former Clinton chief of staff/political hack John Podesta!

I guess I missed the vote, and you all did too. I thought it was in November 5th…Can you believe the utter conceit of this piece of shit, the Obamessiah, and the outright contempt he obviously has for our country? How the hell any American can even consider voting for this asshole is astounding.

Posted by: Rob Cooper on July 24, 2008 08:24 PM

This is precisely the reason why anyone who doesn't vote in the upcoming election or votes for Elmer Fudd (as some conservatives say they will)is a farookin' asshole. All they will accomplish is the election of Jug Ears to the position of leader of the free world....AND the Commander In Chief of the armed forces. As an ex GI I can just puke at the very thought. Jesus H. Christ!

Posted by: Jerry from NJ on July 24, 2008 08:32 PM

Shit, I forgot the last two paragraphs-

He's friends with America-hating pieces of shit like William Ayers. who with his wife bombed the Pentagon and New York Police headquarters, among other places, and who said on 9-11 that he didn't do enough, and was just on the cover of Chicago Magazine standing on the American flag, and his America-hating racist and bigoted preacher of 20+ years, Jeremiah Wright. How the hell any American can even consider voting for this asshole is astounding.

But of course, William Ayers and his wife got jobs in the only place where hatred of America is alive, thriving, and celebrated- They're college professors.

Posted by: Rob Cooper on July 24, 2008 08:39 PM

Loved this; I just got a Bose Wave machine from my boss and some Beatles CD's. Magical Mystery Tour is one of my favs.
However, I think the original lyrics probably work just fine for an Obama parody, UNFORTUNATELY. We just need someone to put Obambi pictures to that music.
I also heard that there were free concerts before this German speech as there was in Portland.
I'm starting to get scared.

Posted by: Nwcudagal on July 24, 2008 08:49 PM

I was just writing my comment on your parody (WOW!you've got talent, Denny! Well done!) when my Canadian weather channel put that incredible asshole, fuzzy Hussein on. And I heard the candidate-rat selling his body and country to Germany. I hate to say this but I wanted to shoot him. I hope nothing happens to him. I would feel responsible.

The problem is that they're all dead. The veterans of WW2. None of them can go and slap the face of this dandyish, ignorant s.o.b. And it seems that the younger generation, in Europe and USA, doesn't have a clue about the bodies on the Normandy Beaches, about the bodies in the concentration camps.

This is not funny. This man is dangerous. This man is selling your country. I've bothered everybody here, more than a hundred times by saying VOTE FOR McCAIN. I'm going to say it again, and again, and again, and again. If you don't vote, or if you vote for a non-entity instead of McCain, that will be the end of your country. I'm scared to death.

Posted by: Claudia on July 24, 2008 10:16 PM

It is OK with us if you have warm wishes Mohamed Hussain Obama's demise. I assure you that if he were to trip and stumble into a bullet, none of us would think ill of you.
We went to visit my father over the week-end. My brothers and sister, our spouses and all of our kids and grand kids. As I looked at the thirty four of us, I thought about the Purple Heart that Dad got while a foot soldier during WW2 crossing Belgium while heading to Germany. Thirty four of us would not have gotten together had that kraut been just a little better shot.
Obama has no right to apologize to the Germans on our behalf. Our fathers, grand and great grand fathers where hero's that saved the world from Nazi Germany and its alies. And they handled Japan at the same time.

Posted by: Chuck from Tacoma on July 25, 2008 12:46 AM

Good one Denny. Thanks a lot! Now it's going to be hard getting to sleep with that shit stuck in my head.

He might be coming to take me away, but he's gonna have to fight me for it...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 25, 2008 01:13 AM

The asshole Oblabba didn't disappoint me at all. As I listened to another one of his long winded sermons, all I could think was, okay now that he's plagerized JFK and Ronald Wilson Reagan...wait for it...wait for it...it's coming. And yes! There it is! The big apology for the U-S and A! Of course we suck, of course we need to lead by signing the Kyoto bullshit thingy and so on and so forth. Just a twist of ad nauseum and we have us winning cocktail! I'm calling it a European Socialistini. (garnished with a vienna weinie of course) Good F*cking Gawd.
The thing that disappointed me is that with the throngs of euro-weenies that showed up for yes, the two free rock concerts and Obummers empty platitudes-the unwashed masses were screened! I wanted to see the real Berliners, I wanted to see the Skin Head Nazis! I wanted to see them like never before! ack foo, I bet that Geraldo was hoping for the same. Tee hee. Funny thing is, the butt head is getting no bounce in his poll numbers and can't figure out why the troops watch Fox News. Oh that's right, the Commander in Chief controls that. I also heard that this arrogant fuck has already hired his transition team! Good luck with that.
Where in the world is Waldo Obama going to be today? Paris? I can't wait for that apology...get ready to drop your drawers Prosper, Obama is coming to a town near you. Can this get any more pathetic?

Posted by: LisaKay on July 25, 2008 06:32 AM

McCain could use this show of Obamas to his advantage. He needs to jump on a plane right now, fly over there, and when he gets off the plane and is met by the press put his hands up in the air and say "I'm not here to speak with you folks, I'm going to the military base to visit my fellow citizens as it seems they've been forgotten about.". If that doesn't bump his numbers up exponentially, we are a lost nation.

Posted by: Ray on July 25, 2008 06:59 AM

Hey guys. Chill.

Bama knows best.

He's like a big brother to me. Like a big brother to us all!

Posted by: Tom on July 25, 2008 09:14 AM

The Euroweenies lapped the aborigine's spiel up like a coke-head snorts a line.

Here's the article from the Irish Times.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/world/2008/0725/1216917539278.html

Read it. But have a barf bag handy!

Posted by: Toejam on July 25, 2008 09:16 AM

roll up? i wish i could. although it might help, i don't think they make drugs strong enough to make this magical.

except of course for PFM, and it's definitely that.

Posted by: supergurl on July 25, 2008 12:42 PM
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