July 25, 2008

AOTW 7-25-2008

Oh cripes! I am so sick of this dickhead and his fucking Obamessiah World Tour. Is he running for election in Germany? He's acting like he's running for world leader. Kneel down and worship the Obamessiah. Good freaking lord! Let's just cancel the election already and anoint this jackass president for life. Talk about walking hubris. Couldn't he find any lepers to heal in Jerusalem?

After doing what most Dimocrats do when they leave the country and apologizing for what eeeeevil bastards we are he then blew off visiting our wounded soldiers. Why? Because the Army wouldn't let his entire entourage in so he could use the wounded soldiers as just another campaign prop.

I'm now expecting him to part the Atlantic Ocean so he can drive back to America. After all, nothing is impossible for the Obamessiah.

Maybe if I show up at one of his campaign events I can grasp his robe and heal my spine.

Praise the Obamessiah for he will bring peace to our planet. Jews and Moo-slimes will make peace. The lion will lie down with the lamb.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it. He's the AOTW.

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Update: Jug Hussein Ears held a press conference at #10 Downing Street (the official home of the British Prime Minister) alone. No British PM to steal his luster. I guess he's running for British PM as well. What a jerk.

BTW, the Obamessiah did heal a leper after all.

Posted by denny at July 25, 2008 10:09 PM  
Comments

Get used to it Denny. For how many years have KISS toured on their "Farewell Tour"? When the Obamessiah fails to be elected he'll be the glam boy (think a black David Bowie) that refuses to go away!

Posted by: Boss429 on July 25, 2008 10:45 PM

"Couldn't he find any lepers to heal in Jerusalem?" BWAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!

Posted by: Rev. Paul on July 25, 2008 10:47 PM

Hell, I heard they gotta tie weights on his feets so's he don't just drift off when he walks on water....There's a special proctologist that has to pick the flowers off his posterior that grow when he farts...His urine, when drunk after being chilled to 45, is delicious, & has been shown by double-blind, double -secret probation trials at Johns Hopkins & Harvard Medical school, to cure or alleviate several intractable diseases & afflictions...An' YOU stoopit Republicans think you're gonna beat HIM ?!? Ha ! And again, I say, "HA !!!"

Posted by: Sandy G on July 25, 2008 11:12 PM

A good second place choice for AOTW would be Edwards. This piece of crap knocked up some bimbo in CA while his old lady is dying of cancer. But wait we would not know about this since abcnbccbscnnmsnbc refuses to cover it. Another dimwitt bastard gets a free pass.

Posted by: greg1 on July 26, 2008 01:06 AM

Stand tall with your canes, Denny. Believe me, you don't want "to grasp his robe...." and the healing rod under....

You'll never get rid of the stench!

Posted by: Claudia on July 26, 2008 01:32 AM

I'm always such a lady! I can't believe that I've said what I just said about the possible President of the United States of America. I just lost my passport. I hope you all come to visit...

Posted by: Claudia on July 26, 2008 01:36 AM

What do you call the Marxist supporters of Obama? Obamaggots!

Posted by: Barrack- the-Quack on July 26, 2008 01:58 AM

Claudia: A lady is allowed to slip now and then.;) Besides ... he's not our president YET.

Posted by: PeggyU on July 26, 2008 02:32 AM

Claudia, even a lady can't help it if her slip shows every now and again! I say, be as bad as you wanna be Mme!
Like PeggyU said, he's not the Prez yet-if it turns out that he is, BDS will stand for Barrack Derangement Syndrome. I'm already starting to suffer from it by being so overly exposed to him. Bleck, Hack, Wheeze and Sneeze!!

Posted by: LisaKay on July 26, 2008 06:04 AM

good choice, denny!

after having a nice two week vaca from the media lovefest, it has been one heck of a catch up week. imbeciles.

claudia, you are among friends, forgiven. and valid point, i didn't like the visual of denny seeking any kind of healing from obama either.

Posted by: .supergurl on July 26, 2008 08:33 AM

Regarding

... he then blew off visiting our wounded soldiers. Why? Because the Army wouldn't let his entire entourage in so he could use the wounded soldiers as just another campaign prop.


Of course, this is the same Pentagon team that brought us such great documentary as “Jessica Lynch, She-Rambo” and “The Pat Tillman Story”.

Posted by: Dan S. on July 26, 2008 10:23 AM

I was rooting for Reid. He said that oil prices have dropped since the dims started talking about coming down on speculators which demonstrates that we don't need any more drilling............wtf??

I guess by that cause and effect logic we can also claim that oil prices have come down after the Brewers acquired CC Sabathia, so what we need to do is keep trading CC Sabathia until oil is $30 per barrell.

Posted by: patrick on July 26, 2008 10:28 AM

Holly crap Batman, I am in complete and total fear of that man. Uh-bama, combined with Pelosi and Reid are going to kill our nation. Keep cash in a lock box, put aside canned and boxed food and stock up on ammo.
The more I see of that man and his co-conspiritors in congress, the more support I find within myself for McCain.

Posted by: Chuck from Tacoma on July 26, 2008 11:50 AM

He found a leper over at our site Denny.

Posted by: kerrcarto on July 26, 2008 12:26 PM

Claudia .... I am coming to visit...Tomorrow we are off the Canuck Land...sad to say the other coast....Gonna see Victoria and all its splendor
play with your funny money which is now better then our funny money...damn dems...Hopefully I can say I'm an American and be loved>>>but I will not stoop to saying I am an Obamaite just for the "love" he's brought the world!!!!

Posted by: ty guy on July 26, 2008 12:54 PM

DanS,

What exactly is the point of your comment? How is one situation related to another? I'm curious to see how in your convoluted web you call a brain you relate your comments above. I wait with baited anticipation.

Posted by: Ray on July 26, 2008 02:22 PM

Ty Guy: You should go for tea at the Empress Hotel while you are there. I hear it is quite fine.

Posted by: PeggyU on July 26, 2008 03:54 PM

Since he's running for just about everything, let us not forget:

Obama for Burger King

Obama for Dog Catcher

Obama for Prom Queen

Obama for Emmy Winner for Best Actor S(h)itcom

Have I forgotten anything else he's running for?

Posted by: Darrell on July 26, 2008 09:47 PM

Obama for Miss America, oops, I mean Miss World!

Posted by: LisaKay on July 27, 2008 05:51 AM

More like Asshole of the Year.

Posted by: Mont on July 27, 2008 02:00 PM

The Toronto Star printed the prayer that Obama put in the Jerusalem Wall of Prayers. So much for his Great Private Moment with God. It makes me sick. Everything is so calculated.

Here's The Nice American Hussein as opposed to The Ugly American Bush. USA is now in Europe: The Holy Obama State of America.

I don't think I can watch much more of that...

Posted by: Claudia on July 27, 2008 02:11 PM

DanS.....

I said a time back I find points of agreement with you........This is one of them in that I have always believed the hyping of the Jessica Lynch Drama & the sad truth of the Pat Tillman story as it developed were failures of presentation & never should have been permitted to have happened. Now they finally have got it right & did stop a made for political gain promo before it got out of hand. My mother once said two wrongs do not make a right....well certainly three do not either.

On a lighter note ...hows "The World According To DanS Coming"?

By the way did you hear Hillary is gonna do some made for TV movie appearance`s where she gets to play a ficticious make belief character role on the L-Word ......."President Hillary Clinton" BWAHAHAHAHA!

Actually she wanted to do TV commercials like Charlie Tuna does for StarKist but somebody explained to her Bearded Clams were not really sea food!

Posted by: dudley1 on July 27, 2008 03:40 PM

An Army officer’s negative e-mail account of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama’s visit with the troops in Afghanistan that set the blogosphere ablaze prompted Army officials to correct aspects of the e-mail and resulted in a statement from the message’s author that “some of the information that was put out in my e-mail was wrong.” […]

Army Times sent an e-mail to Porter, a Utah Army National Guard member assigned to the 142nd Military Intelligence Battalion, asking if he could verify that he wrote the controversial e-mail and requesting an interview.

Porter’s reply declined the interview request, but said:

“I am writing this to ask that you delete my e-mail and not forward it, after checking my sources some of the information that was put out in my e-mail was wrong. This e-mail was meant only for my family. Please respect my wishes and delete the e-mail and if there are any blogs you have my e-mail portrayed on I would ask if you would take it down too.”

Now, do your homework! :)

Dud: Thanks for asking! I'm on the wagon 2 weeks now & the shakes and delusions and inability to eat are slowly subsiding. I'm also back at work as of last Wednesday ... w/a 2.5% raise ... after being off for 5 months. I also hit the jackpot for something like $12k (after taxes!) that same day. Lastly, it felt just plain grand to be welcomed back to work by so many smiling faces. It's gonna be hard finding something to bitch about! :))

Posted by: Dan S. on July 27, 2008 03:55 PM

Dan - Sho' nuff. I did my homework.

This is the kind of stuff that really pisses me off, like the made up stuff about BJ and Thunder Rodent Thighs, and the made up stuff about Jane 'Tokyo Rose' Fonda. There is enough true stuff about these assholes that makes them total dipshits. We don't need to make stuff up about them.

BTW, I just got that e-mail today and referred the sender to Snopes.

Posted by: Denny on July 27, 2008 06:03 PM

B. HUSSEIN Obama's insulting disdain for America and her accomplishments was clearly evident in his visit to Berlin. While feeding his over-sized ego with the adulation of the masses, Barack the Part-time Negro and Full-time Media Whore credited Berlin's survival in 1948-49 with the courage of Berliners and the support of the world. No mention of the service and sacrifice of the United States and the brave airmen of the US Air Force who kept Berlin alive in an unprecedented operation that had never been attempted before.

This sanctimonious left-wing socialist America-hating fucktard deserves Asshole of the Year.

Posted by: thatjerryguy on July 28, 2008 10:12 AM

Check the messiah video. out as seen on hannity and combs

Posted by: greg on July 29, 2008 09:15 AM

The Messiah.....

Go to Don Surber`s website, he has a critique of the Messiahs speech in Germany from someone who could not allow the mistakes, errors, untruths & grammatical distortions to stand unanswered....bet you never see any mainstream outlets quote ,print or publicize this.

Posted by: dudley1 on July 29, 2008 01:11 PM

dudley1,

Could you provide a link? I can't seem to find it and it sounds like a good read. Thanks!

Posted by: thatjerryguy on July 29, 2008 02:13 PM

Thatjerryguy.....

Very Simple......Go to the left side of GOC`S screen & scroll down the lists of Blogger`s, when you get to the catagory "The Rest" Don Surber is about #5 or 6.

When you get to Don Surbers website scroll down to Comment Du Jour....it is a long read but awesome, the only mistake I found was he got Osama`s Birth date wrong.

the website is http://blogs.dailymail.com/donsurber

Posted by: dudley1 on July 29, 2008 06:44 PM

Thanks!

Posted by: thatjerryguy on July 30, 2008 09:10 AM
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