As fucked up as that may be, it's still funny as hell. I used to actually like Michael J. Suxx until I saw him jumping on the bandwagon of the stem cell research and how Christopher Reeves would be walking if it wasn't for Dubya and those eeeeevil Republicans. Dumbass.

Pushing the boundaries of bad taste and political incorrectness.

I love it!

the thing that bugs me about the stem cell research is this: It is not against the law. there is no debate with respect to its ability to continue. Hell, even the embryotic stem cell search is not against the law. the debate is should the government subsidize it? answer: no. If it is a good business decision then it will take flight on its own. hope T boone Pickens reads this.

You're definitely on your way, down there, Denny. Too bad Heaven will miss your Bach rendition of "Joy of my Soul"...

Nah, that's funny, "I don't care who you are." I think he is shaken and stirred. Stir crazy with his lib viewpoint, that is.

Reminds me of a joke. Bill would sit with Mabel in the old folks home everyday because she would hold his lower unit in her hand. Suddenly Bill started sitting with Gertrude all the time. Mabel wondered why, so Bill told her it's because Gertrude has Parkinsons.

Absolutely hilarious in my book. Not sure if you're heard of Bo Burnham, but he writes his on extremely funny songs. One of them, titled "New Math" asks the question: "How do you trace a scatter plot" with the answer: "You give the pencil to Michael J. Fox" priceless :)

"Otherwise, I would so go to Hell for posting this."

And I'd be right behind you for laughing at it.

Jacob: More info, please! :)

That's okay, if Grouchy Old Cripples were pizzas, I'd like mine stretched by hand, not frozen.

What? We're not Playing With Metaphors?

:o)

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Kind of reminds me of my two favorite, all-time terrible jokes. You've all prolly heard them but who cares. Sit and listen anyway:

Q) What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

A) Christopher Walken

Q) Wy didn't Superman save the woman from the burning building?

A) Because he's in a wheel chair

Anywho, what kills me about those two cats, Reeves and Foxx, is that neither one of them gave two public shits about embryonic stem cell research until they convinced themselves it could help THEM. Suddenly it's an outcry for the people! So far nothin good has come from embryonic stem cells but the last I heard there were over 70 positive break throughs with other stem cells. Why not push into that direction...oh, that's right, more dehumanizing of the unborn to further other agendas.

I will meet you and Rush there and we can have stogies.

Lumpy, spot on! Adult stem cells work. the embrionic was just an excuse for partial birth slaughter.

A young guy sees a pretty lady in a wheelchair at his bar. He talks to her all night. At the end of the night she asks him for a goodnight kiss. He obliges, and is treated to a long passionate kiss. She then asks him point blank to make love to her. "Please fuck me", she says. So he rolls her out behind the bar to the end of the long dock. Then he rolls her off the dock. "Now you're fucked!"

Vetfromhell, oh that's sooo bad! So bad that its, argh! Still bad but yeah, I'm honest-shut up-I sniggered, while groaning. You topped the shaky Marty Mcfly. Yer good you...you have a gift my freind...you and yer bad ass self...

Still arghing

Well for all you going down instead of up, I've been told by my wife, family and employees that I am a major landowner down there and with each day, my acreage increases. So even if you can't find room, I'll be more than happy to have you down there. As a matter of fact, I found this post so humerous, I think a secured myself another couple of acres. I'm up to a large Texas ranch by now, I'm sure.

He's got stuff on You Tube as well as break.com:

http://my.break.com/Member/Profile/mypage.aspx?MemberNickName=boburnham

My favorites are New Math and The Perfect Woman. Watch out though, he's really addicting

That is too funny!
Heaven's got too many restrictions anyway. At least the devil wants you to have fun and do what you want as long was it makes you feel good.

Ray: I'm there with you. I have been told the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I think there's a freeway down there with my name on it.

My only thought is what is his other hand holding

I heard that joke when I was younger and thought it was terrible. Now I am disabled and think it is funny. Go figure?