I had to watch this 3 times and dial down my intellect to .004. She meant CPR........right?

humm at least she had 1 of 3 letters in the right place

Do da bus stop heah?

Congress, Military

John McCain 26 years, 22 years

Barack Obama 143 days, 0

It took me a couple views to get what dat beeeyotch was tryin' to say an shit, Patrizzle...

You aint bein' duh only crackuh tryin' to de-bonics this funky ass shizzle.

Isn't ebonics a wonderful thing?

Thanks liberals for the dumbing down of the American populace. You've done a great job assholes!

I play Footbawl on de Footbawl feal' wid a Footbawl....An' dis is me Hemmet, & dese are my Shoulduh-ma-pads...

WHAT?

LisaKay -

I was waiting for you to explain this to me...

You cracka ass crackas - Chris Rock

Watch one of his shows from a "white" perspective and see if you don't feel the sickening racism.

Don't matta any who.

Won't be too many mo years before there ain't no more whiteys left alive to be kicked around any hey.

Never really was a very large minority in the world as it is, ya no.

(red headed, freckled faced Irish don't count. They're a whole nother race. Just never near enough of them around to countas such)

Go to YouTube & look up "Bob Nelson Football Routine", but DON'T have anything liquid in yr mouth when you watch it..You WILL be cleaning up yr monitor...

Thanks, Sandy ... Not the Bob Nelson I was thinking of, but very funny!

"Numbah 72...Aww, shit...27..." (grin)

that bob nelson was great....doubt he could get a gig anywhere today. I gotta say though Willie, Chris Rock is priceless

Sandy G -

thank you for that. i have painfully laughed every time i've seen/heard that for the past 20+ years. hadn't thought about it in a couple, but, man, that is funny.

patrick -

thank for the clarification, because when i saw it, i had NO idea what she was saying or talking about. claudia, if you missed it, it wasn't because you are canadian.

just damn.

LMAO, Sandy! I remember this routine-- haven't seen it in forever!! I never hear of Nelson anymore... but I just checked Al Gore's Amazing Internet™, and he has a website... still performs. Thanks for the giggles!