August 29, 2008

AOTW 8-29-2008

Well I could have picked Jimmah Carter (who keeps getting more and more deranged) for accusing McRINO of milking his POW experience. Funny. I didn't hear him complain about Flipper milking his Viet Nam experience and claiming to be a war hero. Oh yeah. He was Swiftboated. That's another Dimocrat euphemism for your opponent telling the truth about you. Flipper could have put all that to a stop if he had only released his military records. Why didn't he? He promised to and as yet he still hasn't. Wonder what he's trying to hide?

But no, Jimmah is just too easy of a target. Instead I'll go after this guy. Thanks to Darrell for the link.

People who fall for so-called "Nigerian scams" aren't victims at all—in fact, they're greedy and should be jailed, according to Nigerian high commissioner Sunday Olu Agbi. He said today that Nigeria has gained a bad reputation because of the scams perpetrated by a minuscule number of people, and that those who find themselves involved with the scams are equally as guilty as those running them.

Yeah. Throw my old brain damaged buddy Jimmy in jail for falling for a Nigerian scam. Listen up you booger eatin' moh-ron! These guys prey on old people and mentally bewildered people and Dimocrats. Ooops! Redundant. They're crooks and you are an asshole for justifying their existence. GFY!

Although this kind of fraud originates from all over the world, it seems to have an unusually high concentration in Africa and, specifically, Nigeria. This has, unsurprisingly, cast Nigeria in a negative light. Olu Agbi said that Nigeria's reputation for being involved with the scams has even hurt the country's ability to land business deals. "[T]hose who want to transact business with us are always very suspicious," he told the newspaper.

Then clean up your country! Until then, I'm giving you a gift and it ain't no scam. You are the AOTW.

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Posted by denny at August 29, 2008 10:30 PM  
Comments

I'm giving you a gift and it ain't no scam.

BWAAHAHHAAAA! I love how all the AOTW's get a personalized last sentence. Nicely put Denny!

Have a great weekend everyone!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on August 29, 2008 10:52 PM

You wanna know where those thieves and lowlifes pick up their scamming skills? At the University of Nigeria, that's where!

Posted by: Talkin Horse on August 30, 2008 03:53 AM

Sorry, got to disagree with you on this one. Sure the guys an idiot for the comments he makes and the philosophy he has,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT,,,,,,,a fool and his money are soon parted. My belief is 1) if you are stupid enough to fall for the scams they perpetuate, then your loss is one of Darwin's laws coming true. 2) as for the old people that fall for it, they should know better. BTW, I love reading these letters and their "stellar" grammer. I've even been known to contact one or two just to give them some sense of hope. And what they hell should we expect from the African continent anyway. It's just another example of how a country has yet to successfully be run by an African. Our dim/lib/socialist country mates should take a close look at that.

Posted by: Ray on August 30, 2008 06:21 AM

Nigerian scammers are the best argument I know of for bringing back Medieval torture in all its glory...Besides Billy Mays, & Vince, the Sham-Wow guy, that is...(grin)

Posted by: Sandy G on August 30, 2008 07:43 AM

According to Oggala Boogala, there are only a hand full, aproximately 140,000 scammers in Nigeria, or to be more precise, everyone that owns a computer with internet access.
Its Nigerias main source of foreign revenue.
Sandy, I wouldn't torture Billy Mays, I'd use him to torture all the Nigerians. I've worn out more remotes thanks to him and Vince "Scam woohoo" .

Posted by: Jeremy on August 30, 2008 08:51 AM

Nigerian Scams.......

Gee Whiz, does this mean the Nigerean Diamond
Inheritance that the Nigerian lawyer Muwali Boomba promised me is fake?.......I feel so ashamed , I feel so Democratic.

Posted by: dudley1 on August 30, 2008 10:35 AM

The ones I get are always some hi-falutin', rootin'-tootin' high muckety muck w/a string of degrees after his name, a vaguely British-sounding first name, & African-sounding last name, eg: "Dr. Prof. Ing. Milton Nigel Obotu Bongo-Congo, OBE, DDS, MsC", etc, etc... and its so patently FAKE its laughable, & the LANGUAGE they use is 19th century extreme formal, allowing for the usual misspellings & wrong placement of words. Here lately I have been sending replies expressing what I think of Africans in general, & them in particular, in my best, boarding-school profane style, w/numerous refernces to maternal copulation, & certain sex acts that are most certainly illegal, & probably physically impossible, for most people, anyways...Ain't I a Stinker ?!? (grin)-Unca Sandy

Posted by: Sandy G on August 30, 2008 05:02 PM

For those who like to see the scammers getting scammed, check this site out:
http://www.419eater.com/

Check out the "Trophy Room", funny stuff.

Posted by: CAshane on September 2, 2008 11:59 AM
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