From Travis. Both of these women are blonde.
A young woman decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many
rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend next door
had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size.
"Buffy," she said, "how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your
bedroom?"
"Ten," said Buffy.
So the girl bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2
rolls leftover.
"Buffy," she said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but
I've got 2 leftover!"
"Yeah!" said Buffy. "So did I."
Posted by denny at September 6, 2008 12:01 AMDenny -
This is very painful. And, unlike your gentlemen, the boobage doesn't provide me with any comfort. On Saturday Night, I would appreciate some Bach music following the Blonde Joke immediately. Thanking you, in advance.
Your devoted (and usually admirative) Canadian reader.
Posted by: Claudia on September 6, 2008 01:22 AMClaudia, I've been reading GOC for about six months and always enjoy your comments. You are sharp and classy and if I may be so crude, just simply cool.
Thanks helping to make GOC a near daily stop for me.
More than once I've read one of your well written (and sometimes lengthy) comments and thought "I'm in love".
Keep it up please, as I'm sure I am not the only one who appreciates your contribution to Denny's fine BLOG.
Just saw this on another site, & thought y'all would get a kick outta it- What's the difference between Barack & Sarah ? Well, one of 'em is a well turned out, good looking, & let's be honest, pretty sexy piece of eye-candy. The other one kills her own food....Thank yew, thank yew, I'm here the rest o' th' week, 2 shows nightly...-Sandy
Posted by: Sandy G on September 6, 2008 08:36 AMSeems both girls, blond or not, ask and answered questions accurately.
True story, not involving blonds in any way. A school district in central Illinois was have a new school and gymnasium built. There was a perfect set of blueprints and a nice rendering on then completed project.
The general contractor that was hired by the district was the low bidder. He dug the basement, poured the foundation and floor, installed the boiler and mechanical equipment and then laid brick.
The artist who did the rendering thought the picture looked better without the big brick chimney. The general contractor saw the blueprints but I guess decided that the chimney wasn't really needed.
The school board really saved a bunch on that job, since the building had to be torn half way down to install the chimney through three floors and roof.
Brad -
Thank you for your kind words. I'm flattered. I love the GOC. Denny has much patience with a "foreigner". Often I feel like an insider because of his welcome and of people like you. I've been in love with America for a long time. It's an honour to be a tangible part of this blog and to dialogue with true Americans. I'm here to stay. See you around, Brad. Take care.
Posted by: Claudia on September 6, 2008 02:29 PM