Another from Richard. This is in honor of our moose hunting VP nominee.
Two men were hunting in the woods. One was a fanatical hunter. The other was a peaceful, nature-loving fellow who didn't really want to hurt anything. Soon enough, they picked up deer tracks. They eventually came upon the deer, which had a terrible eye infection. The hunter aimed, but his friend stopped him. He said,
"Can't you see that's a bad eye deer?"
You know what else is a bad eye deer? This pun .... gah!!!
Posted by: PeggyU on September 8, 2008 12:28 AMPeggyU - Does it mean "bad idea"? I wouldn't ask anybody else...
Posted by: Claudia on September 8, 2008 12:43 AMClaudia - Yes. In the Northeast they actually pronounce idea as idear.
Posted by: Denny on September 8, 2008 12:54 AMAnd I'm ashamed of my French Accent!!!!!
Posted by: Claudia on September 8, 2008 01:02 AMActually, Denny, any pun I can get is a good pun!
Posted by: Claudia on September 8, 2008 01:30 AMClaudia...THERE IS NO GOOD PUN>>>>>>>>!!!!!!!!
whether you get it or not
perhaps in French it would be good...that is if we can't get it!!!!!!
Actually this was only 2/3 of a pun. P U
Posted by: Schmidty on September 8, 2008 09:05 AMWhat do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call the same deer with no legs?
Still no idea
Posted by: Bill on September 8, 2008 09:19 AMHey Bill, what do you call a dog with no legs?
(this question has two answers, credit given for either)
It doesn't matter what you call him. He ain't coming anyways.
Posted by: gebiv on September 8, 2008 10:36 AMBlogdog - And all you can do is take him out for a drag.
Bill - You left out the rest of the joke.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls? Still no fucking eye deer.
Posted by: Denny on September 8, 2008 11:58 AMOk ... It just got funnier. :)
Posted by: PeggyU on September 8, 2008 01:08 PMty guy
The better the pun, the louder the groan.
Claudia, did you really get it or are you just funnin' with people?
Posted by: Squeak on September 9, 2008 11:24 PM