September 08, 2008

GI Jug Hussein Ears

On the bullshit front today we have this.

Barack Obama has said he considered joining the United States military when he left school but decided not to because the Vietnam war was over and "we weren't engaged in an active military conflict at that point".

See. I wanted to be a hero like John McCain, but there was no war going on so I decided to go to college and become a rat bastard commie.

What is it about Dimocrats that make them say they wanted to join the military (which they hate so much)? Do you remember when Thunder Rodent Thighs said she thought about joining the Marines? What is amazing is that there are people who actually believe these two rat bastard commies.

In the meantime, there is now a Sarah Palin Doll.

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Bring it on GI JHE! Oh wait! You said you weren't gonna be bullied. On no! JHE is not gonna be bullied by a girl. How macho! Maybe Michelle can take her on.

Posted by denny at September 8, 2008 10:50 PM  
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The Obama doll comes with its own school bus and waffles. Talking Jeremiah Wright doll sold separately.

Posted by: PeggyU on September 9, 2008 12:17 AM

When do we get the Sarah Palin blow up doll?

Posted by: Ampman88 on September 9, 2008 03:14 AM

In the interview he said he had to go sign up for selective service when he graduated high school. He graduated in 79 . Problem is that in 79 there was no requirement to sign up for selective service.
To bad there was'nt a war going on at the time he lost out on a great chance to win a few purple hearts. He could have been a hero . Not for his service but by tossing his medals in the trash like a good libocrat.
I am sure he will have a great answer when the media ask's about the sign up thing .
His answer will go something like .
Well uuuuh I ah uuuuugh you know uuuuugh I ah uuuugh ya know ahhhh uuuuugh aaaaah daaa I'll uuuuugh zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Darrell G on September 9, 2008 10:19 AM

Liberals can buy the Sarah doll without their friends knowing and secretly undress her.

Posted by: Woody on September 9, 2008 11:39 AM

Nothing surprises me coming from BozObama's mouth. I nearly expect him to say that he always wanted to hunt moose and caribou in Beautiful Alaska. The Dummies would believe it, and forget he chose to swim with rat commies in Chicago's sewers.

Posted by: Claudia on September 9, 2008 01:21 PM

Listen...!!!!!!!!!!Listen...!!!!!Do you not hear that! The silence is like a hot knife slicing through my head. Aaaarrgggghhhh. (and the demoncrates holler...."WHERE IS H I L L A R Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rob on September 9, 2008 06:22 PM

Do they make her in a blow up model?

Posted by: Catfish on September 10, 2008 03:07 AM

Somebody needs to remind the great eared one that in 1979 we had a hostage crisis in Iran. (It appears that he chose to address that problem in the same way Carter did: by essentially doing nothing.)

P.S. The link with my name will take you to the 09/10/08 Observational Therapist comic strip about the great eared one's lipstick/pig comment. ;)

Posted by: Pam on September 10, 2008 02:07 PM

Last 100 years citizens of Kenya are not allowed to enlist in the US military.

Posted by: vetfromhell on September 10, 2008 02:26 PM

Is there a "Palin-Mobile" to go with the Action Figure? If not yet, may I suggest a customized van with a waterbed in the back?

Posted by: Darrell on September 10, 2008 06:27 PM
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