So many people have sent me this one over the years that I may as well use it.
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh, causing severe muscle and tendon damage.
The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with.....
A Missdawiener
Posted by denny at October 6, 2008 12:00 AMOkay ... that one was not THAT bad
Posted by: ty guy on October 6, 2008 12:30 AMLoretta got so sick of all the jokes like this that she has moved to Russia and changed her name.
She is now Ivanna Kuttakokov.
Off puns this week. Been diagnosed with mental exacerbation...
Posted by: Claudia on October 6, 2008 01:53 PMOuch (literally and figuratively)
Posted by: Greg on October 6, 2008 04:20 PMJeremy, this bothers me. I'm sure the Russian name means something else. Don't tell me. But I can't get it out of my mind. Monday night is a bad night...
Posted by: Claudia on October 7, 2008 12:24 AMClaude - eye wanna cut your cok off. you just have to say it fast. as for the other thread I could smell a rat a mile away. If I was going to be insulted by you it would be for good reason and it would be in French ;-)
Posted by: patrick on October 7, 2008 01:05 AMPatrick - You're a pun genius...All I would ever want to say to you in French would be sweet words. But it would send the whole GOC gang to the Google Translator. Good-night dahling ;-).
Posted by: Claudia on October 7, 2008 01:22 AM