Almost wasn't gonna make an AOTW post until this bit of tripe fell into my lap.
It seems that the final days of the presidential campaign have made Erica Jong and her friends more than a little anxious.
Erica Jong? Is she still alive? Listen to some of these quotes from her interview with an Italian newspaper.
"The record shows that voting machines in America are rigged."
Yep. That's how Chimpy McHaliburton Bushitler won in 2000 and 2004. What I'm curious about is what went wrong in 2006? I mean, if the voting machines were rigged, how did the Dims take control of Congress?
"My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can't cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduces her to a bundle of nerves.""My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium."
Could this possibly be Karma for this rat bastard traitorous commie bitch? Now I really want McRINO to win. If it makes Jane Fonda suffer that's great by me.
"After having stolen the last two elections, the Republican Mafia…"
Dammit! What went wrong with that Republican Mafia in 2006? And it seems to me, the places where the real Mafia resides are places like New York, New Jersey, Detroit, and Chicago. Hmmmm. All of these places are run by Dimocrats. Go figger.
"If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it's not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets."
OMFG! I am laughing my ass off. If she really believes this shit she is in serious need of psychological care. It was the libs who wanted the troops to come home and now they're claiming it was for Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets. You just cannot make stuff like this up.
"Bush has transformed America into a police state, from torture to the imprisonment of reporters, to the Patriot Act."
The only reporter I can think of was Judith Miller and it was the libs who were after her scalp for refusing to divulge her source in the Plame kerfuffle. And if it is a "police state" why aren't Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank in jail?
Maybe if Obama loses, these whiny libs will leave the country. I doubt it. They promise sumpin' and then renege, just like their hero, Jug Hussein Ears, who reneged on his promise to accept public financing for his campaign, and of course he's lying about his "tax cuts for 95% of working Americans".
Anyway Erica, you washed up old whiny anti-American rat bastard commie hag, here's your award.
Liberalism is definately a mental disorder. This bitch is seriously off her rocker. Unbelievable...
Nice pick Denny!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 31, 2008 08:42 PMGood catch Denny. that gave me some smiles between trick or treaters. It will be facinating how all the libs will wage civil war without guns. I like my chances.
Posted by: patrick on October 31, 2008 08:48 PMIs this Jong woman for real? Jane Fonda probably fears she'll finally hang for treason once a Nam Veteran is elected President. Please, one of you come and get me when it happens. I don't want to miss that...
Posted by: Claudia on October 31, 2008 09:20 PMyou do know that if obama looses there will be riots in most of the major cities.
Posted by: snappy on October 31, 2008 09:32 PMWow, now that is some spaced out sensationalist left wing idiocy if ever I saw it. Where do you guys get these cretins? It disgusts me enough that we have a smug, smarmy arrogant piece of work as our PM here in Australia, but to read detritus like that really makes me shake my head!
Posted by: Harvs on October 31, 2008 09:35 PM"you do know that if obama looses there will be riots in most of the major cities."
Yep, lookin' forward to it. Burn, baby, burn. Urban Renewal.
Posted by: JerseyJerry on October 31, 2008 09:35 PMThe only folks I've personally known who've been this paranoid have been about a furlong more than one toke over the line. That is one psychologically messed up vomitous mass!!
Posted by: Chappy on October 31, 2008 09:42 PMyou do know that if obama looses there will be riots in most of the major cities.
Watts, Harlem, Detroit, and Newark aren't really major cities of importance.
Like Jerry says, "Burn baby burn"
Posted by: Daryl on October 31, 2008 09:59 PMFrom what I hear, officials are bracing for riots whether Obama wins or not. If he loses they will have a tantrum riot. If he wins, they will have a celebratory riot.
And Obama wants to redistribute my earnings to these morons.
Posted by: KarlU on October 31, 2008 10:00 PMThe question is, if he wins, will we have the 2nd American Civil War. (Think "A State of Disobedience" by Tom Kratman) If he loses, I figure we at worst have riots a la 1968. Mind you, I haven't been alive that long so I'm not sure how bad that would be.
Posted by: Charlie on October 31, 2008 10:27 PMoh the horror of being a sensitive liberal in these trying times!...I think this little shit forgets just how short a civil war it would be after the ghetto youth shoot off their guns in a gangsta style...we shoot back...and we know how to aim...one shot...one liberal.
Posted by: thud on October 31, 2008 10:41 PMWhy did they use a thirty-year-old photo of Jong? Nowadays, she looks more like Joan Rivers.
Posted by: RNB on October 31, 2008 11:46 PMthud-
..we shoot back...and we know how to aim...one shot...one liberal.
Well said! The funny thing is that a lot of liberals that I know who will most likely vote for the turd and know that I am well armed will be the first ones calling me asking if they can borrow a firearm to protect themselves and their families if/and/or/when rioting goes down.
Sorry folks, you're shit out of luck! I guess you should've thought about that when you were giving me shit for being a "paranoid gun nut".
Posted by: CharlieDelta on October 31, 2008 11:47 PMI don't like to use a certain word to describe a female, but if they ever cloned Erica Jong she would be known as a clunt!
Posted by: Alan on November 1, 2008 01:12 AMThey are just getting set for an Obama Defeat
Posted by: ty guy on November 1, 2008 02:53 AMI'm wondering how on-the-fence voters will react to concerns of violence. Will they tilt toward "playing it safe" and giving the nod to Obama in hope of a more tranquil home? Or will they have a knee-jerk reaction to challenge the thugs? Whatever happens, this is something voters are aware of.
BTW, I see Drudge has linked the Jong article.
Posted by: Talkin Horse on November 1, 2008 03:26 AMimprisonment of reporters,
Seems to me it's a well known magical negroe that's been throwing reporters off planes because they didn't stick their noses far enough up his ass.
Posted by: Ray on November 1, 2008 07:25 AMGood grief, that is some industrial-grade liberal moonbat lunacy right there.
"Reagan wiped his ass w/the Constitution...Bush lied, People Died..I'll leave the USA if McCain wins..There'll be Rioting in the Streets if Obama wins/loses...." Oh, blah, blah, feckin' blah...Get a LIFE, you Moonbats...
Posted by: Sandy G on November 1, 2008 08:48 AMDenny, you said "You just cannot make stuff like this up." Forgive my ignorance, but isn't that what they're doing?
Posted by: Peri on November 1, 2008 09:21 AM"Almost wasn't gonna make an AOTW post until this bit of tripe fell into my lap"
I hope the "bit of tripe" didn't bruise the old family jewels Denny!
Posted by: Toejam on November 1, 2008 09:24 AMI hope they don't plan to move here. Canada always gets the whiny, crazy Americans or the cowards, like the Nam deserters. No wonder we're socialized to death. Those people raise think-alike children who become the next batch of voters.
We never get solid conservative immigrants. They don't seem to desert their country, even in time of trouble.
Posted by: Claudia on November 1, 2008 11:11 AMCaludia, we don't want them back. We'd be more then happy to supply you with ample ammunition for the cause though, Canada MUST protect its southern border. Do not make the mistake we made regarding Messyco, shoot all invaders before they have a chance to ruin your economy, health system, and breed.
Oops, forgot, breeding is not an issue, the ones who are not gay get abortions.
Posted by: Jeremy on November 1, 2008 12:56 PM"get prescriptions for Valium." Druggie's never change, they just hide for a while and then out themselves.
If not for the black, the welfare riders, and the criminal vote Hussein O wouldn't get a million votes nationwide and they would come from the mental facilities.
Posted by: Scrapiron on November 1, 2008 01:03 PMClaudia,
I think we have a chicken-and-egg thing with Canada. Are you socialized because all of the US draft-dodgers moved there, or did the draft-dodgers move there because it was socialist?
I always thought Canada was just West England, part of the Socialist Commonwealth.
No offense, just an observation.
Posted by: KarlU on November 1, 2008 04:09 PMI hated to see Ken Follet's name there-excellent novelist now on my shit list
Posted by: MM on November 1, 2008 06:46 PMClaudia: Nobody wants them. I suggest a swap: five of them for one fine conservative Canadian. Dibs on Claudia!
Posted by: PeggyU on November 1, 2008 07:18 PMClaudia,
If you want any of our conservatives, you'll have to scrap all those Canadian gun laws. Do that and maybe we can arrange something.
Posted by: Rurik on November 1, 2008 08:00 PMWhat Rurik said, +1. Unca Sandy
Posted by: Sandy G on November 1, 2008 08:30 PMDo these stupid ass liberal nitwits think about what they're saying, or do they just mindlessly babble until their jaws get tired?
Posted by: thatjerryguy on November 1, 2008 08:36 PMKarlU -
It was both. Our socialist Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau let the Draft Runners come. Many didn't return even after Carter's amnesty. Their grown-up children kept electing a liberal government.
I knew it was Bush's fault....;-)
Not many ties anymore with the Commonwealth since the new Constitution. Maybe that's why we managed to elect a Conservative lately...
Posted by: Claudia on November 1, 2008 09:51 PMPeggyU -
Thanks! It's nice to be wanted. But my Prime Minister needs me. He doesn't have many French Canuck fans...
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