From Richard.
A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. Sadly, the woman did not return his feelings. He tried for months to get her attention. Finally, out of desperation, he visited a group of witches. He asked them to create a love potion. They refused on ethical grounds. But they did give him a bottle of small white pellets. They instructed him to bury one in her yard at midnight for a month. The man returned five weeks later, elated and thankful. He and the woman were to marry in two weeks. "Ah," said one of the witches.
"Nothing says loving like something from the coven. And pills buried say it best."
Posted by denny at November 3, 2008 12:00 AMNot bad, Not bad...but you are much better at the BOOBAGE stuff...any chance of doubling up on Boobage and dropping this Pun Shit???????
Posted by: ty guy on November 2, 2008 11:44 PMGroan!.............
Best I've heard in a long time.
Pete
Posted by: Pete on November 3, 2008 12:57 AMI think "parrot chute" was better.
Posted by: Alan on November 3, 2008 01:09 AMThis past boobage was pretty damned good, guys, so don't be too hard on him.
Posted by: Herr Blücher on November 3, 2008 02:12 AMI didn't read the "parrot chute" one. What was that about?
Posted by: PeggyU on November 3, 2008 02:41 AMNope.........Who cares anyhow about words badly punounced.....
Posted by: Claudia on November 3, 2008 07:00 AMAwww, chit ! Good 'Un ! (grin)
Posted by: Sandy G. on November 3, 2008 07:08 AMI like the puns but doubling up on boobage would be great on general principle. They're better in pairs :-P
Posted by: Tom on November 3, 2008 07:22 AMMaybe you could combine the two. Punbage. Boobpun?
As for the first comment, I suggest you give him his entrance fee back at double the money
And nothing times two is still nothing.
Posted by: Don Surber on November 3, 2008 10:43 AMAlan - I already used parrot chute a few years back.
Posted by: Denny on November 3, 2008 11:50 AMDon are you saying this site is FREE!!!???
Denny I want my $36.18 back!!!!!!
Posted by: ty guy on November 4, 2008 05:55 AM